Talking to my mate Greg on MSN:
-Sorry I haven't responded in 12 minutes, I've been LOLROFLMAOAFK because I saw an Animal Planet video of a cat named Reginald being given a bath, and I have been DYING.
Joe: I gotta tell you something. When we were in English class today, I think I was turned on by our 67 year old substitute. Which is really scary considering he was a guy.