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LOLROFLMFAO 

Laughing out loud rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off
Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jake: Idk why?
Bob: Because the black man was chasing him
Jake: LOLROFLMFAO!!1111
LOLROFLMFAO by gbrd January 6, 2008
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LOLWROTFLMFAOATAGSBIWCFTLTWAIHLAB 

laughing out loud while rolling on the floor laughing my fucking ass off and taking a giant shit because I was constipated for the last three weeks and it hurts like a bitch
Normal guy: Dude I cant figure this out.

Gay fag: Wow LOLWROTFLMFAOATAGSBIWCFTLTWAIHLAB!!!

Normal guy: Stupid gay fag!

lolroflmao 

Rarely used, but it means laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing my ass off.
You did what?! LOLROFLMAO!!
lolroflmao by Sammy S. May 8, 2006

LOLWROFLMFAOOL

Laugh out loud while rolling on floor laughing my fucking ass of out loud.
Amy: Roflmao
Me: LOLWROFLMFAOOL!!

LOLROFLMAOAFK 

initialism that stands for: Laughing Out Loud Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off Away From Keyboard
Talking to my mate Greg on MSN:
-Sorry I haven't responded in 12 minutes, I've been LOLROFLMAOAFK because I saw an Animal Planet video of a cat named Reginald being given a bath, and I have been DYING.
LOLROFLMAOAFK by animus_vox May 8, 2016

lolrotflmaololarotflolmaof 

laughing out loud rolling on the floor laughing my a*s off laughing out loud and rolling on the floor laughing out loud my a*s off further.
lolrotflmaololarotflolmaof hahahaha!

lolrolflmao 

adding lol (laughing out loud), rolf (rolling on laughing floor), and lmao (laughing my ass off)
the MAtrix ping pong vid made me lolrolflmao!
lolrolflmao by by appleseed7766 October 19, 2008
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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