LOMFAI
LOMFAI by Jaygoestothemiddleofnowhere May 21, 2022
Words you can keep
LMFAI
Spelled out as, “Laughing my fucking ass off” but before you get to the O (off) you let out a demon giggle (ihihihihi), hence LMFAIhihihihi
“Oh Gideon that was such a funny joke I am laughing my-hehe-ass ihihihihihihi! LMFAI!”
(She wanted to say ‘off’ but was laughing too hard that she could not).
(She wanted to say ‘off’ but was laughing too hard that she could not).
LMFAI by Patricia Blackheart April 19, 2022
lolfail
to laugh at someone's failure, a combination of the acronym LOL (Laugh Out Loud) and fail, which is often used in forums (epic fail). In essence, its showing that you think that someones failure is humorous. They may decide to punch you.
lolfail by Chuck Belt March 10, 2008
lomfani staban
lomfani staban by Mikaeel Daraot December 2, 2016
LOMFAO
LOMFAO by JGreenwood238 April 22, 2011
Lomfa
L.O.M.F.A a misspelling of lmfao but was given a defination used by a few players of runescape. The defination is laughing out my fucking ass. It is when you are laughing really hard in real life. Some people use it in the W31 Barr0ws friends chat in the game.
Guy 1: I took a big shit just now hurt like hell...
Guy 2: I shit rainbows :)
Guy 1: Your gay.
Guy 3: Lomfa!
Asain Kid: I got a D in science....
Asian Dad: What?!#?$!#$??!$ GTFO!
American Kid: Lomfa!
Player 1: We normally DO it on weekends.
Player 1: We use a candom.
Player 2: Condom*
Player 3: Lomfa!!!
Guy 2: I shit rainbows :)
Guy 1: Your gay.
Guy 3: Lomfa!
Asain Kid: I got a D in science....
Asian Dad: What?!#?$!#$??!$ GTFO!
American Kid: Lomfa!
Player 1: We normally DO it on weekends.
Player 1: We use a candom.
Player 2: Condom*
Player 3: Lomfa!!!
Lomfa by the wise cheeseburger July 26, 2011
LMFAI
Look, my friends ate ice. Sometimes it's really hard to admit your friends eat ice. It's just such a terrible thing to do for your teeth and for everyone's ears. BUT (but) if they do (if they do) you should (listen closely) say (speaketh) LMFAI! It's a pain free and quicker way to admit your friends eat ice. It's like saying passed away instead of dead, it's hard to talk about. So say LMFAI instead of "my friends eat ice" and the admission will go by pain free!
Stacy: Tell me something you've never told anyone. Kelly, you first.
Kelly: Okay this one is hard to talk about but LMFAI.
Stacy: *gasp*
Kelly: Okay this one is hard to talk about but LMFAI.
Stacy: *gasp*
LMFAI by Jackie Snackler January 15, 2021
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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