Look, my friends ate ice. Sometimes it's really
hard to admit your friends eat ice. It's just such a terrible thing to do for your teeth and for everyone's ears. BUT (but) if they do (if they do) you should (listen closely)
say (speaketh) LMFAI! It's a pain free and quicker way to admit your friends eat ice. It's like saying passed away instead of
dead, it's hard to talk about. So say LMFAI instead of "my friends eat ice" and the admission
will go by pain free!