6 definitions by Jackie Snackler

If you happen to be in possession of a large apple you tell people to "lick your fat apple". Fat apples from the grocery are very lickable and a great treat to share with your friends, so if you own a fat apple simply say LMFA and all your friends will love you.
Bradi: Ugh that Maya girl... I hate her, she keeps talking about this guy Nick and doing nothing about it.

Jack: IKR?!

Maya (from the distance): LMFA

Bradi: OH MY GOD REALLY?! I LOVE HER

Jack: HOW DID SHE GET A FAT APPLE????
THATS MY BEST FRIEND NOW
by Jackie Snackler January 12, 2021
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I Know Kool Leotards. Do you know anyone with a leotard so cool that it's cool with a k? If so, this is just the word for you. To get into any club, concert, vip yogurt bar, or house simply say IKKL, and you will be let in because you know a kool (with a k) leotard.
Security: This exclusive goldfish rotunda is for members only.

You: Yes, but IKKL.

Security: Oh well in that case welcome! Come on in.
by Jackie Snackler January 14, 2021
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Almost laughing my ass off. The more subtle counterpart of laughing my ass off (lmao). Whereas lmao is so funny that your ass is literally falling off, this is more of a slight chuckle, so your ass is hanging by a thread... you have almost laughed it off.
When Bradi hears a dad joke she says "almao". They're funny to her, but not the best jokes ever. Still, her ass was almost laughed off.
by Jackie Snackler December 31, 2021
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laughing my ass quake off (laughing so hard your ass starts an earthquake, as asses do)
Bryan: Why did the chicken cross the road.
Libby: Why?
Bryan: To get to the other side

*rumble rumble*
Libby: LMAQO
Bryan: Woah did you start that earthquake?
by Jackie Snackler December 31, 2021
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ON MY LAWN/OFF MY LAWN. Reserved for old people, or young people who want to be old people because they like the granny vibes of hard ass candy and cardigans.
*Innocent little Darlene walks onto Old Mister Haversham's lawn*

Old Mister Haversham: GET OML YOUNG LADY

Darlene: Sorry Old- *ahem* sorry Mister Haversham, I was just inspecting the pebbles on your lawn, I need to feed my puppy rocks to cure its explosive diarrhea.
by Jackie Snackler July 21, 2021
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Look, my friends ate ice. Sometimes it's really hard to admit your friends eat ice. It's just such a terrible thing to do for your teeth and for everyone's ears. BUT (but) if they do (if they do) you should (listen closely) say (speaketh) LMFAI! It's a pain free and quicker way to admit your friends eat ice. It's like saying passed away instead of dead, it's hard to talk about. So say LMFAI instead of "my friends eat ice" and the admission will go by pain free!
Stacy: Tell me something you've never told anyone. Kelly, you first.

Kelly: Okay this one is hard to talk about but LMFAI.

Stacy: *gasp*
by Jackie Snackler January 15, 2021
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