A shock site with 4 men in their mid 20's buttfucking each other in a train formation. COmpared to some of the others out there, this shock site isn't that bad.

Troll: Hey man go to loltrain.com.
NOob: Is this another Shock site.
Troll. Nope. I swear on my father's balls.
NOob. ok
Noob: Aww fuck dude at least that wasn;t as bad as eel girl Where does your dad live?
Troll: He's dead you insensitive fag.

LOLTrain by Spanied May 18, 2010

Related Words

LOLERTRAIN • lollertrain • loltrain • lolertank • d4c lovetrain • love train • Love Train Selfie • lower brain

lollertrain

It's simple, actually. Just remember one simple rule

olololololololololo

There we have a lollertrain.

You take the lollertrain to the roflcopter.

olololololololo.

lollertrain by Benji D. April 21, 2006

d4c lovetrain

The evolved form of Funny Valentine's stand, "D4C", in JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
D4C:LoveTrain or, commonly shortened D4C:LT has a special ability named...
Love Train. Who would of guessed.
When Valentine activates Love Train, a circle of yellow light beams surrounds him. It deflects all the damage Valentine takes for the duration of LT.
*SPOILERS FOR STEEL BALL RUN*
However, Johnny Joestar and his Tusk Act 4 (TA4) manage to kill Valentine by nullifying his ability.
Johnny sends Tusk at Valentine while he has Love Train activated, while saying his famous "lesson 5" line. Then, Tusk breaks open Valentine's Love Train and proceeds to throw a flurry of punches, killing him.

Johnny Joestar: lesson 5-
Valentine: D4C:LOVE TRAIN!
Johnny: haha no.
*Tusk beats d4c lovetrain up and kills valentine*

d4c lovetrain by kthirteen November 19, 2022

lovetrain

A stud on top of his game. He is so cool and popular with the ladies they form a line all for a chance..a chance to take a ride on the Lovetrain.

Brian had so many girls on him last night he looked like a lovetrain.

lovetrain by Don Mentionit April 8, 2008

loltrain

A loltrain is when people, normally on irc or IM say lol one after the other. The minimum amount to be classed as this is 3 lol's.

stevo111: OMG i just saw a flying monkey

NurseJoy: lol
rummik: lol
stevo111: lol

stevo111:^loltrain XD

loltrain by stevo111 November 16, 2007

loltrain

When someone says something so funny you can't say anything but a series of lols together thus forming the loltrain.

1: Dude did you see Mary's fall?
2: BITCH FELL DOWN 3 FLIGHTS OF STAIRS HAHA
1: (enter loltrain:) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

loltrain by Caroline Himanen March 13, 2009

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026