flying monkey

I minion or one that carers out others biding.

That brown noisier is up to no good, the lousy flying monkey.

by Sherry M December 22, 2006

flying monkey

A woman's vagina covered entirely by dense pubic hair.

I saw an Indian woman's flying monkey.

by HarryDun March 1, 2009

flying monkey

The insertion of a partner's penis into the anal cavity resulting in extreme pleasure.

Mike: So she's sucking me off.
Dan: Yeah.
Mike: And out of nowhere, she flying monkey's me.
Dan: Lucky bastard.
Mike: Yeah.

by <3 February 23, 2003

flying monkeys

A frightening race of creature derived from the sick mind of the writer of Wizard of Oz, who clearly ran out of ideas at the end of the book/play/movie. Crack/Weed/Mushrooms (circle one) had to have been smoked during the brainstorm of these forsaken creatures. One of the scariest things ever, right up there with Umpa-Lumpas. The source of nightmares.

I hate the Wizard of Oz for many reasons. The Flying Monkeys is at the top of the list.

by gammadelta1 October 2, 2007

Flying Monkeys

An elite race of all-powerful shit throwers who will soon implement their plot to take over the world and drown the human race in a river of shit and jizz.

yo, don't fuck with the flying monkeys.

by Arfalarf January 28, 2004

Flying Monkey

A rabid right-wing reactionary, generally characterized by blind allegiance to the Republican party line, and consistant repetition of talking points from Fox News or Conservative radio hosts.

May also be referred to as a freeper, ditto-head, or ditto-monkey.

Can usually be found on www.freerepublic.com

The flying monkeys hate the New Deal and will do everything in their power to undermine it.

by X0X0 February 10, 2005

Flying monkey

One person hangs from the ceiling while dressed as a monkey while another person paints their penis yellow and “feeds the monkey a banana”.

Hey Jane come over here and gimme a flying monkey

by Super shrimper March 20, 2018