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lip lock on the love muscle
Rita lacked work place skills but wanted to keep her job so she regularly put a lip lock on the love muscle for various managements' members
lip lock on the love muscle by Hojoh October 30, 2006
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take a lip lock on my fuck stick
take a lip lock on my fuck stick by Mei Dikurts September 10, 2006
I got it on lock
I got it on lock by Jlock April 2, 2019
got it on lock
To be in 100% control of a particular situation, and to have previously orchestrated a favourable conclusion.
Dang Mack, "Why would you kick that fine girl to the curb?" Listen man, don't you worry about me, "I got it on lock"
got it on lock by joey jaw breakers FLA March 9, 2010
shit on lock
shit on lock by Michael Rizzuto May 3, 2008
pussy on lock
pussy on lock by sikfool November 12, 2014
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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