LMJ 

Laughing My Joskies
Laughing louder than Normal

The teachers pants tore LMJ

LMJ by Kadoshi March 19, 2021

LMJ 

Lick My Johnson

Teacher: you failed your test
Student: Man, LMJ

LMJ by #1 Hedberg Fan February 19, 2008

Lmj 

Lmj means: let me just

"yo bro wan call?"
"yh dude Lmj finish my homework"
"foso dude foso"

"yo bro wan call?"
"yh dude Lmj finish my homework"
"foso dude foso"

Lmj by Short_ May 8, 2023

Lmjoo Eng 

It's Lmjoo eng whose name just changed!

Lmjoo Eng to Katie!

Lmjoo Eng by Taenun January 8, 2022

Lmjo 

Acronym meaning: Laughing My Jizz Out

Alternative to the use of 'lmao' which means 'laughing my ass off'

Jizz refers to the male ejaculation of semen at sexual climax. Therefore to laugh ones 'jizz out' is to laugh so hard that semen is ejaculated.

Person 1: Look at that butterface!

Person 2: Lmjo!

Lmjo by Roflraptor February 13, 2010

LMJO 

Abbreviation.

It stands for "Laughing My Jaw Out".
Swear-less alternative to LMAO

Also used in past tense:
Laughed My Jaw Out.

Sam: Did you check out the meme I sent you?

Bill: Yeah I did. LMJO, it was so funny!

LMJO by Johnathan Harl November 18, 2021

LMJN 

Lick My Juicy Nuts!!!

Simon Says: Fuk You

Tom Replies: How bout if u "lick My Juicy Nuts" Bitch.(LMJN)

LMJN by Peter Abreu April 11, 2009