One of the longest internet acronyms, LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB, stands for "Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor, Biting The Carpet, Scaring The Cat, Nearly Dying By Falling Out Of The Window In Front Of A Guy Who Looks Like Bill Gates, Who Then Horrified, Runs Out On The Street And Is Accidentally Killed By A Yellow Bulldozer".

To be used when something is INCREDIBLY funny. Should not be used unless you are ACTUALLY laughing.

Person 1: " .. and that's when the banker said 'That's not the golfer! That's my wife!' "
Person 2: "LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB."

LMAOROTFBTCSTCNDBFOOTWIFOAGWLLBGWTHROOTSAIAKBAYB by ainzeldeeee November 18, 2009

Lmaocoaster

The act of laughing your ass off in such a tremendous manner that you suddenly find yourself riding the coaster of lmao.

Person 1: -roflcopter worthy joke-

Person 2: Hahahahaha, I just took a ride on the lmaocoaster.

Lmaocoaster by DoItForTheLolz January 17, 2011

LMAOWMPOTG

Laughing my ass off with my pants on the ground

Guy 1:*types LMAOWMPOTG* in chat box

Guy 2:oh you too?? that video of that girl eating shit on the dirt bike was hilarious!

LMAOWMPOTG by Retribution X February 19, 2010

LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature

The ultimate Flat Earth argument, if used, completely nullifies the use of any sort of logic or reasoning in support of the globe.

Logical Human Being: The Earth is round, we have significant bodies of proof in support of this, as well as overwhelming evidence against Flat Earth and nearly all other surrounding theories.
Flat-Tard: LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature
Logical Human Being: *Breaks down mentally as every bit of logic he has ever known is rendered useless. Dies.*

LMAOOOOOOOOOO room temperature by P35 September 18, 2018

LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMLMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA

a thing tiktok girls use when "laughing" (or summoning demons idk)

girl 1: kermit the frog lol
girl 2: LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMLMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA thats so funny.

LMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNMLMAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOA by dummyschway December 12, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026