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LesbiMan
A trans-identified man (known in Gender Ideology circles as a "trans woman") who has kept their male equipment, and who insists natal female lesbians are transphobic if they reject the idea of sleeping with someone who has a girldique.
Such accusations of transphobia leveled against lesbians have, lamentably, become more common as more heterosexual men embrace transgender ideology and declare themselves trans, but do not take hormones or get surgery. The misunderstanding stems from conflating the concepts of sexual attraction and gender identification.
Such accusations of transphobia leveled against lesbians have, lamentably, become more common as more heterosexual men embrace transgender ideology and declare themselves trans, but do not take hormones or get surgery. The misunderstanding stems from conflating the concepts of sexual attraction and gender identification.
I told him that as a lesbian, I only date other natal women because I am exclusively same-sex attracted, and this LesbiMan had the utter gall to accuse me of transphobia.
Lesbiamnesia
Lack of ability to remember names and details of men due to utter disinterest in the male sex, usually caused by being a massive lesbian.
"Do you remember that guy Kyle I was dating?" "You'll have to give me some more details, you know I suffer from lesbiamnesia"
Lesbiamnesia by ajaccs September 6, 2015
Lesbimyth
Janice: Did you and Susie scissor lastnight?
Mary: No, Janice. Just because I am a lesbian doesn't mean I like to Scissor and listen to Melissa Etheridge!
Janice: Really?
Mary: No, silly...those are just Lesbimyths.
Mary: No, Janice. Just because I am a lesbian doesn't mean I like to Scissor and listen to Melissa Etheridge!
Janice: Really?
Mary: No, silly...those are just Lesbimyths.
Lesbimyth by Laquita Danger March 7, 2008
Lesbimen
1. 2 gay dudes who dress up as women and/or who have had sex changes ie: breast implants or penis removed or not removed it really does not matter in this case. They pretend to be women to be attracted to each other but cannot replicate by natural means.
2. Mentally ill men who pretend to be women but who also date other men who pretend to be women.
3. Gay men who can be transvestites who have sex with other men who are also transvestites.
2. Mentally ill men who pretend to be women but who also date other men who pretend to be women.
3. Gay men who can be transvestites who have sex with other men who are also transvestites.
1st bro: Duuuude, do you see those 2 dudes who had sex change operations?
2nd bro: Yeah man, in Australia we call them 'Shielas'.
1st bro: Who in their right mind dresses up as a chick and then chases another dude dressed up as a chick?
2nd bro: A Lesbimen does!!! That shit is whack, sick and goes against God's word. Remember the first pride celebration?
1st bro: Yeah man, but there was 2 actually, God hosted them, we called them 'sodom' and 'gomorrah'!
2nd bro: Count me out bro, never dating a lesbimen, I only go for REAL WOMEN!
2nd bro: Yeah man, in Australia we call them 'Shielas'.
1st bro: Who in their right mind dresses up as a chick and then chases another dude dressed up as a chick?
2nd bro: A Lesbimen does!!! That shit is whack, sick and goes against God's word. Remember the first pride celebration?
1st bro: Yeah man, but there was 2 actually, God hosted them, we called them 'sodom' and 'gomorrah'!
2nd bro: Count me out bro, never dating a lesbimen, I only go for REAL WOMEN!
Lesbimen by Wise White Man September 29, 2023
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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