LASP 

Lucky Ass Shit Piss or more commonly known as Brooklin. This can be obtained by hitting the wrong side of the pins in the sport of bowling and receiving a strike.

He gets so much LASP he must be Lasptradomus.

LASP by The Quas October 21, 2005

lasping 

To 'lasp', you must lack aspiration. Have low aspirations for the future, or denote undeniable lasping connotations.

"Wow, blatantly lasping".

lasping by AlexxxxxxP December 27, 2008

laspinafy 

the act of destroying something often (but not always) out of anger

My computer crashed on me again so I laspinafied it by throwing it out the window

laspinafy by cobbler October 5, 2003

LaSplaining 

Also LAsplaining. When someone in the film industry who is not satisfied with their career trajectory in Los Angeles relocates to another production hub, usually Atlanta, and starts telling people with more experience and credits that they are doing it wrong.

Some actress, whose only credits on IMDb after "seven years working in L.A." is a self-produced web series, is on Atlanta Film Community LaSplaining about actor marketing.

LaSplaining by ToOldToCare November 3, 2017

evie laspe

the definition of evie laspe is a BIGGEST BITCH of them all she smells like cat pee and will end up alone with 12 cats she eats her dogs shit and drinks her own trow up i smell kinda bad buts that’s ok

figure 1: ur the BIGGEST BITCH ever

evie laspe: i know i am

evie laspe by fifteenanna.15 February 5, 2020

laspinafried 

the act of smoking oneself mentally retarded

jason & I bought some crystal meth & went over to joes house & got laspinafried

laspinafried by cobbler October 5, 2003

Lasping 

A point in uncontrolable laughter when the person laughing is unable to obtain a breath and a gasp sound is created while continuing laughing.

Kevin stop lasping! You are going to die if you don't!

Lasping by PAKush July 10, 2010