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To 'lasp', you must lack aspiration. Have low aspirations for the future, or denote undeniable lasping connotations.
"Wow, blatantly lasping".
lasping by AlexxxxxxP December 27, 2008
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A point in uncontrolable laughter when the person laughing is unable to obtain a breath and a gasp sound is created while continuing laughing.
Kevin stop lasping! You are going to die if you don't!
Lasping by PAKush July 10, 2010
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Lasping is an emotional reaction to hearing a really repulsively rude joke, to the point where you gasp out loud with laughter. In disbelief somebody could think up something so sickening, inhumane, brutal or down right fucked up.
Guy 1 "Hey man, wanna hear a joke"

Guy 2 "sure thing mate"
Guy 1 "what's the difference between Jews and a pizza"
Guy 2 "what"

Guy 1 "the pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven"
Guy 2 "gasps with shock and the slightest bit of laughter"
Guy 2 "fuck that was dark dude, had me lasping"
Lasping by Trippyhippystuff April 20, 2022
When someone is pretending to be something they’re not. Can involve lying on social media/internet or lying in real life. Often used in a derogatory sense.

Derived from the original meaning of LARP, Live Action Role Play. When you say that someone is larping and you’re not talking about the literal game, you are saying that they are role-playing in their actual real life. Pretending to be rich, pretending to know about a topic, pretending to have a certain lifestyle, etc.
Amanda: Wow did you see Josh’s new lamborghini on IG?
Max: That’s not actually his, he took a photo of a random lambo at the dealership. He’s just larping like he has one.
Larping by Bongfucker246 April 20, 2021

lastings 

A slang term for being "lazy". It also relates to a negative connotation for African Americans. The word originates from the baseball player Lastings Milledge in reference to his attitude and behavior.
I was too tired to go to work today, so I stayed in bed, called my boss and took a lastings day.
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After a big lunch, I feel very lastings and try to sleep for an hour.
lastings by Ray Boston95 January 6, 2009

tongue-lashing 

the act of performing oral sex on a female
Every woman loves a good tongue-lashing.
tongue-lashing by yorrick hunt January 29, 2008

tongue lashing

The act of performing oral sex on a female.
Every woman loves a good tongue lashing.
tongue lashing by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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