LASMBATST 

Laughing and scratching my ballz at the same time.

You - I like eating used condoms.

Me - LASMBATST!

LASMBATST by TheRealDaid. December 6, 2009

lambast 

1. To hurl abuse at someone
2. To strike something or someone
3. To be lambasted - to be very drunk, or to have 1. or 2. done to you.

"Man, I'm lambasted, too much booze!"
" You just got lambasted man!"

lambast by Bassmon P February 11, 2005

lambasted 

The art of completly tearing someone or somthing or a group of people of things to pieces...

Man you just got lambasted by that girl

lambasted by D-hizzle f-o s-hizzle July 1, 2003

lambastard 

A particularly annoying or irritating verbal abuser.

"Boy, that guy on the cable talk show sure is a lambastard."

lambastard by PhallusAccusations December 27, 2012

Lambaste 

To over aggressively thrust upon a female's vagina.

"Dude, what about her?"

"I would lambaste it but wouldn't date it."

Lambaste by The Codfather July 13, 2012

Lambast Hazard 

a terrible haircut

Hey man, your haircut looks like a Lambast Hazard! Are you five?

Lambast Hazard by The king shit May 6, 2013

lambasted 

1. a state of anti-sobriety indicative of astronomical blood alcohol levels.

2. drunk to the point of belligerence and extreme incoherence.

3. an inebriated condition that renders 70 or more percent of the liver useless.

Dude, what are we doing tonight?
Getting lambasted.

lambasted by tenthlevelvocabmage March 10, 2005