LAN7ERNS

A 14 year old virgin that always beats me in $8s and challs

lan7erns is a jetpacker

LAN7ERNS by John Tanaka November 23, 2016

boob-o-lanterns 

Boob-O-Lanterns are created by a) applying opaque substance(s) (e.g. electrical tape, marker, paint, string/rope, chocolate, etc) to breasts and b) applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom (optimal), top or sides of the breasts in an environment with very low light levels. The results are typically best with augmented breasts (ie saline, silicone, etc) but can be accomplished in natural, low density breasts. CAUTION: be careful to use low heat light sources (e.g. LED lights, camera phone lights) to avoid a potential burn to delicate skin.

torch test

1. The most unique Halloween costume this year will be the Witch outfit featuring boob-o-lanterns.

2. One of the great aspects of her new boobs is the fun in making boob-o-lanterns.

3. A boob-o-lantern contest substituted for the weekly wet t-shirt contest at (state favorite establishment or party here).

boob-o-lanterns by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

Wanker Lanterns 

The row of LEDs under the main headlights on any new Audi. They always seem to be lit, no matter how bright the sun is on any particular day. They serve no purpose other than to alert other road users to the fact that the driver of the Audi owns an Audi, and that their Audi goes faster than your car. Unless you own a Porsche.

"Oh look, an Audi driver has driven right up behind me with his Wanker Lanterns on."

Wanker Lanterns by tomleecee August 24, 2011

Man-O-Lanterns 

A Newly founded super group first founded in Mt.Pleasant but quickly moved throughout parts of Michigan. Known for there crazy drinking habits, Black Jack-o-lantern t-shirts and being down to be down.

These Man-O-Lanterns are crazy cool.

Man-O-Lanterns by King11 December 25, 2008

Lanternshorks 

super cute little tiktoker who posts kaiju paradise videos and loves lantern shark

do you follow lanternshorks on tiktok?
YEAH SHES THE BEST!!

Lanternshorks by Spike the fucking alligator November 14, 2022