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To zip ones genitals in their zipper. From the Malaya verb to do such a thing. This is a good word as English has no apparent verb for this painful experience.
Boy: Ah, mum
Mum: What?
Boy: I lakaed myself.
Mum: That will teach you.
laka by Naki Monster October 21, 2006
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A word that a young girl might use in casual conversation. Young girls including Annie, Adrienne and Bailey. People use this word to talk about someone or refer to someone as a loser using the word. To talk about someone behind their back you use aka added to the first letter of their name.
Laka is such a whore she stole my boyfriend!

Oh my gosh that guy is such a laka!
laka by Daka September 11, 2008
Related Words
lakaka Lakai Lakal Lakaya laka Lakaia Lakala Lakaleyaheim lakalia Lakan Dula

Laka Zambian 

It means good or well or healthy
Exeh I feel laka
Laka Zambian
Laka Zambian by Obby_the_king September 28, 2021
Basically a dude with a hairy ass dick named after a random terrorist that has a hairy ass beard !
Geez, that dude is a fucking Laka Lolo, you see his hair?!
Laka Lolo by niceaznricee August 25, 2010

Laka-Laka Pooholydong

a gay minister that lives in hawaii and rapes people in the confessional. Then he takes them to the bathroom and takes huge ol' dump on their face.

Hence the name Laka-Laka Pooholydong
laka-laka a hawaiian term
poo- crap
holy- in this case it has to do with a church or minister..not God or angels
dong- penis
Bob Shlougashlong Weisenhower is a well known Laka-Laka Pooholydong in Oahu, Hawaii
so watch out church go-ers

laka laka 

1.) To Have Sexual Intercourse

2.) Fuck Me

3.) Fuck Off
1.) Joseph wanted to laka laka her.

2.) Girl: "laka laka"

Boy: "fo realz?"

Girl: "yea"

3.) Boy: "Hey bitch, wanna be ma hoe?"

Girl: "laka laka"
laka laka by laka laka boy March 24, 2011

Laka Laka Mao Mao 

Person 1: Hey, is there anything left in the car?
Person 2: Nah, there's Laka Laka Mao Mao in there
Person 1: Wha-
Person 2: There's nothing in there
Laka Laka Mao Mao by Zolikay June 22, 2024
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A)
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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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