laka
To zip ones genitals in their zipper. From the Malaya verb to do such a thing. This is a good word as English has no apparent verb for this painful experience.
laka by Naki Monster October 21, 2006
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Laka-Laka Pooholydong
a gay minister that lives in hawaii and rapes people in the confessional. Then he takes them to the bathroom and takes huge ol' dump on their face.
Hence the name Laka-Laka Pooholydong
laka-laka a hawaiian term
poo- crap
holy- in this case it has to do with a church or minister..not God or angels
dong- penis
Hence the name Laka-Laka Pooholydong
laka-laka a hawaiian term
poo- crap
holy- in this case it has to do with a church or minister..not God or angels
dong- penis
Bob Shlougashlong Weisenhower is a well known Laka-Laka Pooholydong in Oahu, Hawaii
so watch out church go-ers
so watch out church go-ers
Laka-Laka Pooholydong by Juan Martinez September 7, 2007
laka laka
1.) Joseph wanted to laka laka her.
2.) Girl: "laka laka"
Boy: "fo realz?"
Girl: "yea"
3.) Boy: "Hey bitch, wanna be ma hoe?"
Girl: "laka laka"
2.) Girl: "laka laka"
Boy: "fo realz?"
Girl: "yea"
3.) Boy: "Hey bitch, wanna be ma hoe?"
Girl: "laka laka"
laka laka by laka laka boy March 24, 2011
Laka Laka Mao Mao
Person 1: Hey, is there anything left in the car?
Person 2: Nah, there's Laka Laka Mao Mao in there
Person 1: Wha-
Person 2: There's nothing in there
Person 2: Nah, there's Laka Laka Mao Mao in there
Person 1: Wha-
Person 2: There's nothing in there
Laka Laka Mao Mao by Zolikay June 22, 2024
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