laka

To zip ones genitals in their zipper. From the Malaya verb to do such a thing. This is a good word as English has no apparent verb for this painful experience.

Boy: Ah, mum
Mum: What?
Boy: I lakaed myself.
Mum: That will teach you.

by Naki Monster October 21, 2006

laka

A word that a young girl might use in casual conversation. Young girls including Annie, Adrienne and Bailey. People use this word to talk about someone or refer to someone as a loser using the word. To talk about someone behind their back you use aka added to the first letter of their name.

Laka is such a whore she stole my boyfriend!

Oh my gosh that guy is such a laka!

by Daka August 11, 2006

laka laka

1.) To Have Sexual Intercourse

2.) Fuck Me

3.) Fuck Off

1.) Joseph wanted to laka laka her.

2.) Girl: "laka laka"

Boy: "fo realz?"

Girl: "yea"

3.) Boy: "Hey bitch, wanna be ma hoe?"

Girl: "laka laka"

by laka laka boy March 9, 2011

Laka-Laka Pooholydong

a gay minister that lives in hawaii and rapes people in the confessional. Then he takes them to the bathroom and takes huge ol' dump on their face.

Hence the name Laka-Laka Pooholydong
laka-laka a hawaiian term
poo- crap
holy- in this case it has to do with a church or minister..not God or angels
dong- penis

Bob Shlougashlong Weisenhower is a well known Laka-Laka Pooholydong in Oahu, Hawaii
so watch out church go-ers

by Juan Martinez August 31, 2007

Haka laka laka

The sound that geeks make when they are in heat.

there is absolutely NO definition

by Notorious Chimp April 3, 2004

Waka Laka

1. A game to play forever, just to be together. 2. A place to be forever; love and fantasy. 3. A never-ending story, glory, glory, glory. 4. Magical and tender, musical and wonder fantasy. 5. Something that makes you fly.

Waka Laka's a game to play forever, just to be together!

Waka Laka's a place to be forever, waka laka love and fantasy.

Waka Laka's a never ending story, glory glory glory.

Waka Laka's so magical and tender; musical and wonder fantasy.

Waka Laka makes you fly!

by Seifer Almasy January 3, 2004

waka laka

A song made by Jenny ROM and The Zippers (no, not zippers on your pants). It is quite adorable and spirit-lifting.

tenderness...
fantasy...
ecstacy...
rhapsody...
happiness...see, doesn't that tickle your heart?

by wakalakalover45 March 22, 2005