L.P.S 

(L.P.S) Lost Puppy Syndrome refers to a friend, individual or person who tends to not be capable of doing things on there own. One who isn't able to go out and find things for themselves. They prefer to travel with at least one or more individuals to go from place to place. This generally is the case for that one friend who can't go to a party themselves. They tend to be avoided by most people.

Example Situation 1

(Person 1) Wheres the party at?
(Person 2) (Insert place of party here) i'll see you there
(Person 1) Oh could you come meet me at (Insert Place of meeting)
(Person 2) Nah get your ass up here!

By the end of the night Person 2 is totally shwasted while Person 1 sits in their room all night.

Example Situation 2

(Person A) Dude he really has L.P.S
(Person B) Oh whats L.P.S
(Person A) Thats just Lost Puppy Syndrome

L.P.S by Mangocruz February 28, 2010

R.L.P.S. 

Reinstatement letter plagerism system

When I wanted to get reinstated they ran my letter through the R.L.P.S. (relps), and found multiple hits.

R.L.P.S. by Second Macabee November 19, 2007

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.

"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.) by Long14 January 9, 2012

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!

Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022

F.L.A.P.S 

Fat Lard Ass Piece of Shit. Other wise known as a stradley.

Person a: how long does it take that fucker to get us some ammo?

Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!

Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!

F.L.A.P.S by dirtyrottenscoundrel53 November 9, 2008

L.A.P.S.

L.A.P.S. (Lazy Ass Parent Syndrome) is a disease affecting children with severe behavior disorders. Notable cases include incidents of children with known (and even unknown) mental disorders performing violent crimes due to the negligence of their parents. The disease also affects that annoying child running through the restaurant while you are trying to eat or the other one throwing a fit in the toy section of the store because his/her parent will not buy them a toy.

Cases are common when parents of children choose to pay little to no attention to their children while also neglecting common sense in dealing with their child's other mental illnesses.

Ted: "Guns are a problem just look at that recent shooting where the kid played video games and then went and shot up a (insert destination here)."

Bob: "No Ted, the kid suffered from 'L.A.P.S.' had his parent(s) used an ounce of common sense and locked their fire arms up appropriately knowing they had a mentally unstable child in the house this all could have been avoided."

L.A.P.S. by Kraizk December 23, 2012