L.A.P.S.

L.A.P.S. (Lazy Ass Parent Syndrome) is a disease affecting children with severe behavior disorders. Notable cases include incidents of children with known (and even unknown) mental disorders performing violent crimes due to the negligence of their parents. The disease also affects that annoying child running through the restaurant while you are trying to eat or the other one throwing a fit in the toy section of the store because his/her parent will not buy them a toy.

Cases are common when parents of children choose to pay little to no attention to their children while also neglecting common sense in dealing with their child's other mental illnesses.

Ted: "Guns are a problem just look at that recent shooting where the kid played video games and then went and shot up a (insert destination here)."

Bob: "No Ted, the kid suffered from 'L.A.P.S.' had his parent(s) used an ounce of common sense and locked their fire arms up appropriately knowing they had a mentally unstable child in the house this all could have been avoided."

L.A.P.S. by Kraizk December 23, 2012

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. 

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories

I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!

C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S. by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006

F.L.A.P.S 

Fat Lard Ass Piece of Shit. Other wise known as a stradley.

Person a: how long does it take that fucker to get us some ammo?

Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!

Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!

F.L.A.P.S by dirtyrottenscoundrel53 November 9, 2008

P.P.S.L.A.P.P

Professional Prowess Stoppage in Leu of Aptitude Problem Prominence

Make sure you don't do that during your next progress review or you will get a P.P.S.L.A.P.P.

P.P.S.L.A.P.P by Trashicus May 6, 2021

B.L.A.P.S 

An acronym that simplifies where you should invest your money in order to create wealth.

When you're looking to build wealth, invest your money in B.L.A.P.S - Businesses, Land, Art, Property, and Stocks.

B.L.A.P.S by TheCreatorLOA November 18, 2020

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S.L.A.P.P 

Sounds Like A Personal Problem

Jessica: OMG I stayed up so late last night watching Star Wars and now I can't focus in class!
Avery: S.L.A.P.P
Jessica: what?
Avery: Sounds like a personal problem
Jessica: OMG I hate you

S.L.A.P.P by thishandleisnottaken September 18, 2017