L.A.S. 

Lard ass syndrome

"I have L.A.S. from eating all these cheese doodles."

"We embrace are L.A.S. BRING ON THE BUFFET!!!"

L.A.S. by The Mcnasties October 8, 2008

L.A.S. 

acronym for lovely at sex a.k.a. Lauren

That girl was so L.A.S. she made it a religion.

L.A.S. by Dr. ballin March 17, 2008

L.A.S. 

This is an acronym for Lovely At Sex.
It's also an extremely exclusive religion.
The moto is: Time to blast off; to the moon.
It is a wonderful way to spread the true meaning of life&sex.
If there is any greater being he'd want us to live to our full potential.
This is what you do when you become L.A.S
Exclusively for extremely sexy kids.
Support the cause.

I heard that that kid is totally L.A.S. Amy told me.
God is pretty L.A.S.

L.A.S. by One Young L.A.S March 12, 2008

L.A.S. 

L.A.S.
Lazy Ass Slug
That moment after sex when the flaccid dong just slides right out.

Damn girl, his L.A.S. just slid right out when I sneezed

L.A.S. by Wolfballz September 13, 2024

L.A.S 

Leysin American School, also known as the golden cage. Where drug lords; mafia leaders; Political Criminals send their children. A lovely school if you want to die from an overdose. A catwalk with Chanel bags for school bags and Louis vouitton make up bags as pencil cases.

Yeah! I went to L.A.S where do you think I learned how to sniff?

L.A.S by Little rich kid May 4, 2017

L.A.S.E.R 

L: Looks
A: Acts/Actions
S: Sexual Description
E: Experience
R: Return

Dude, I need the "L.A.S.E.R." on her!

L.A.S.E.R by An_Oddie December 4, 2013

L.A.S.S. 

Laughing at Serious Situations

it’s a made up disorder so people can laugh at serious things with out feeling bad.

“Donald got hit by a car”
Me: *te hehe* “I’m so sorry I have L.A.S.S. ”

“What’s that?”
Me: “I laugh at serious situations”

L.A.S.S. by iceyykilliah April 8, 2019