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L-Syndrome 

When a male and/ or female repeatedly asks you questions after a failed response to a text message.
*Text*
Boy: What are you doing?
(30 seconds later)
Boy: So you're not going to answer?!
(one minute later)
Boy: You mad? What's wrong???
Boy:……………..
Boy: -____-
Boy: alright fuck you then!!!!!
(30 minutes later)
Boy: babe c'mon
Girl: Hey I was in the shower :)
Girl to friend "This Dude has L-Syndrome!"
L-Syndrome by BNasty69 July 30, 2011

M.L Syndrome 

When an incredibly attractive woman dates or finds a man attractive, who is incredibly ugly, stupid, or lacks decent moral character.
“Did you see that ten out of ten Kate with her new boyfriend? He looks like he got hit in the face with a frying pan then set ablaze. She’s got a serious case of M.L Syndrome.”
M.L Syndrome by Mrgn1245 July 7, 2024

L's syndrome 

When you muck up real bad, and look like an idiot. An undeniable idiot in front of many people and all they can do is give you that look, the "what the fuck!?" look. The 'damn this kid's a dumb ass look". Too stupid to function...
Teacher: Ian, name the world's largest country?
Ian: Ahhhh...Popeyes chicken..?
Teacher: (The what the fuck did he just say look)
Class: (damn, this kid is stupid look)

Diagnosis: L's syndrome
L's syndrome by simonJeff June 12, 2011

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.
"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Lazy Face Syndrome [L.F.S.] 

The often recurring condition in which the state of one's face appears to feel as if it is "lazy," and/or "droopy" due to their current state of being stoned.

It could also be described as the condition of lacking initiative and motivation to move.
Man, Bob sure is suffering from a serious case of Lazy Face Syndrome L.F.S., he has been sitting in that chair doing nothing and drifting off into space this whole party.

L Tarnoff Syndrome

Despite what people may think, this is not inspired by or at all related to the name of a human being.

L Tarnoff Syndrome is a marijuana/hallucinogenic toad related disorder, which causes it's victim to do a number of stupid things.

A list of these actions includes:

-Going to their "friend's" house uninvited.

-Having no train of logic.

-Attracting the opposite sex for no reason.

Many children are being born with this syndrome, and it is being linked to the licking of hallucinogenic toads by the parents.
You see that chick? Yeah L Tarnoff Syndrome for sure man. *some idiot drools*
L Tarnoff Syndrome by Chris June 18, 2006