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KYWAG (KIE-wag)

lazy piece of shit. Dumb person, worthless worker.
Hey baby, I will be home late tonight because this kywag could not finish his route on time.
Kywag by 1SG May 31, 2018
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kywag • kywanie • Kywa • kywabay calayc • Kywan • kywana • Kywann • Kywanna • kywaun • Kywayne
Shit bag Soldier, waste of space, someone even the dirt bags make fun of.
Pvt Snuffie: Hey SPC look over there at LT, what a kywag. Almost got us kill cause he can't follow simple directions.

See a picture of it sprayed painted all over Iraq, sure you can find one on the internet somewhere.
KYWAG by BIAP August 22, 2011
shit bad, scum bag, lazy piece of shit, fucking idiot
That gate guard is a kywag, I can not believe he let the VBIED into our camp.
kywag by 1SG January 11, 2009

kywabay calayc 

Keep your wood as big as you can as long as you can
Kywabay calayc dude, don't cut your wood until you really need to.
kywabay calayc by Woodman8 July 8, 2010
kywanie is a very hard word to say but it is very useful as a friend it's very powerful but has some weaknesses
kywanie is very useful for study or hard work
kywanie by Kywanie June 6, 2017
The most sexiest person and cutiest name that is a real p.i.m.p
"Dawg you see Kywaun smashin that girl?"
"Yea who is that"
"Bra is that your mom?!"
kywaun by Ky-Weezy April 23, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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