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Kyenoodle 

Kyenoodle (Kai-nude-el)

Definition -

(a) A male who enjoys being fisted by multiple partners until reaching ejaculation.

(b) Kyenoodle is a Ramen like, noodle package. It comes with Semen Flavored soup packets with a hint of Ass juice.
(a)
Me - "What kind of noodles are those, Bro?"
Friend - "They're Kyenoodles, Bro! It's delicious!"
Me - "Fucking twink"

(b)

Me - " Bro, you ever been Kyenoodled?"
Friend - " No bro, why is that?"
Me - You're a fucking Twink"
Kyenoodle by Zito Leflame September 20, 2014
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A very kind and sweet gentlemen. He is very amazing. He brings joy to everyone's life. His laughter is the best thing ever. His smile lights up the entire city.
kynoah by sunshine gurll June 16, 2018

KYPOTFAEIOTF 

"Keep your pizza on the floor and eat it off the floor."

Coined April 26, 2020 by Facebook user Artie Schmutze in the group "food imma eat". This was in response to a long-winded post by another user explaining the "correct" method for storing and reheating leftover pizza.

KYPOTFAEIOTF is a take-down to someone who is being pretentious. But it can also mean simply "quit taking life/yourself/this situation so seriously" or just "f**k it".
"I used to be so elitist about tattoos. I thought you had to take a long time picking out something with deep meaning. Then I realized, KYPOTFAEIOTF."
KYPOTFAEIOTF by throwback682 February 28, 2022

kynoched 

the result of getting blatantly ignored after asking a person a question
person 1: hey did you see the football game last night?
person 2: *turns away and talks to somebody else*
person 1: shit i just got kynoched.
kynoched by markistark February 13, 2023
The best person ever, usually cute & funny & nice. He is the greatest friend ever. He'll never backstabb you & he is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. I love him
Giiiiirl , you need to find a Kyano <3
Kyano by annawest August 19, 2011

kyphosis 

A hump in ones back sometimes causeing large amounts of pain.
Quasimoto has kyphosis.
kyphosis by Quasimoto May 13, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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