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Kyler's Dad 

the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.
Holy shit! Kyler's Dad kidnapped my friend this morning!
Kyler's Dad by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023

kyles dads knees 

A useless item. Something completely broken. Also not able to be fixed under any circumstances.
John: hey man I bought this new motor the other day and the gas tank is a 46 gallon fish tank man!

Bill: sounds pretty gay if you ask me.

John: shut up you couldnt afford it dude youre as broke as kyles dads knees.

Bill: yeah man i guess ur right.
kyles dads knees by RickyRips January 31, 2018

Mr. Kyle's Dad 

He was a substitute in our highschool for many years. His name was Mr. Reid but he looks like Kyle so that is how he got the name. After the first time he accepted the fact that he was Kyle's father. But on October, 15 he left our school for Huston, Texas. He will be greatly missed.
"Hi Mr. Kyle's Dad"

"Hi Kyle's friends"
Mr. Kyle's Dad by Fbi_Van October 16, 2019