Doodoo Bird comes flying into your house after shitting on your dad's dick and takes a dump on you before humping your laptop with it's stinky dick and then flies off to ascend.
by WWW.COMPASS May 03, 2023
also known as "American Dick Hole Duggies" Incident
Basically where Uncle Edward aka EVA buys breast implants for his new album cover "Niggas in My Butthole (Young EDU remix)" and shakes his ass off at the mirror making Tyrone's Ty happy every single day of the year while his balls deflect while all of this is recorded by Mic-Derek himself.
Basically where Uncle Edward aka EVA buys breast implants for his new album cover "Niggas in My Butthole (Young EDU remix)" and shakes his ass off at the mirror making Tyrone's Ty happy every single day of the year while his balls deflect while all of this is recorded by Mic-Derek himself.
by WWW.COMPASS May 27, 2023
its when you touch retardmans flamingo inflatable and then he shits on your desktop and has oral sex with your mom and your sister and your wife and your dad and your brother and unfriends you on roblox
by WWW.COMPASS May 25, 2023
Alternatives: Milf Femboy, Milfemboy, Femboy Mom.
It's a sexuality-personality trait where a father/husband (or someone who was biologically male) dresses as a femboy and converts themselves into a mother/wife. There are two main reasons of how this is likely to happen.
1. Teen Years Sexuality Discovery:
a boy who is about to turn into a man discovers his true sexuality through terms of either self emotion or past break ups with girls. They slowly develop their self to find who they actually are inside.
2. Widow Cope
It's where a husband or father recently either broke up with their wife due to bad relationship experience between them or if their wife recently passed away and slowly develop into a mother persona to cope with loss, the6 either still wanna care for the kids or don't if they never had any.
It's a sad miserable world but there's still time to cover it with bandaids
It's a sexuality-personality trait where a father/husband (or someone who was biologically male) dresses as a femboy and converts themselves into a mother/wife. There are two main reasons of how this is likely to happen.
1. Teen Years Sexuality Discovery:
a boy who is about to turn into a man discovers his true sexuality through terms of either self emotion or past break ups with girls. They slowly develop their self to find who they actually are inside.
2. Widow Cope
It's where a husband or father recently either broke up with their wife due to bad relationship experience between them or if their wife recently passed away and slowly develop into a mother persona to cope with loss, the6 either still wanna care for the kids or don't if they never had any.
It's a sad miserable world but there's still time to cover it with bandaids
by WWW.COMPASS December 17, 2023
Basically how I lost my virginity
It's when you go to the bathroom during 9th period and then a spooky man named Quanny jumps onto you and penterades your ass with his small penis as he anal rapes you in the stall not caring what your ass looks like up until he let's you fuck him as well.
Quanny is fucking weird tbh but anyways that's how I lost my virginity.
It's when you go to the bathroom during 9th period and then a spooky man named Quanny jumps onto you and penterades your ass with his small penis as he anal rapes you in the stall not caring what your ass looks like up until he let's you fuck him as well.
Quanny is fucking weird tbh but anyways that's how I lost my virginity.
by WWW.COMPASS June 12, 2023
the middle aged person who rides in a blue van with a free candy sign on the front alongside free penis enlargement pills on the back, he likes to hunt down 12 year olds to have anal sex with in his van and is high on crack.
by WWW.COMPASS May 15, 2023
It all started with Compass showing up at some random dudes house after they didn't pay up for the warranty. Compass took things by force and begin to break into the house with batteries. What does he do with these batteries? Well, he shoved 12 of them up this man's anus until it stretched the victim. worst of all is that they were triple As which makes the anal cavity stretch worse of the victim. He then left the victim paralyzed after leaving the scene before sunrise.
by WWW.COMPASS September 25, 2023