Krakers

Huge, monstrous sea-dwelling Christmas crackers. Tend to explode at random points, showering you with cheap paper hats, cheesy jokes and neon coloured plastic novelty toys. Extremely dangerous and should be avoided at all costs.

The Krakers smashed the boat to smithereens, destroying all life within.

by Freakything May 12, 2007

krakerz

Mar-o-fuckin-juana. The codename in public places.

"Yo i'm running out of krakerz better buy another half box"

by Craig Krakerz July 7, 2008

Butt kraker

A rare disease when a tentacle grows out of your butt hole after watching to much tentacle porn

I got butt krakers after a crazy night in Japan.

by Chicknlovr August 29, 2016

kakers

a silly goose

you are such a kakers

by themaddo June 29, 2011

kristmas krazers

people who are absolutely crazy about Christmas shopping. and can cause physical harm to others in the process. Damage usually caused with cars and shopping carts.

'Dude, that guy at Walmart totally got killed by those stupid kristmas krazers!"

by Nicholas Rhodes December 9, 2008

krakerz

a product of the plant cannabis sativa. users can consume it by smoking it in a marijuana cigarette or "blunt" or by ingesting it orally. name used when in front of the rents or other faggots

"yo nigga did u bring the krakerz?"

by Ronald Breastmilk September 25, 2008

The Kramers

Hella rad punk band straight outta da East Bay. They don't play around.

I went to the Kramers show last night and it OWNED!

by Avi February 28, 2004