Kwyrf

Anal queef

That wasnt a fart! I kwyrfed!

Kwyrf by Alayxalinn January 31, 2026

Kwarf 

Compound word formed from Kweef, Fart and Barf.

(1)A simultaneous expulsion of gas from a womans vagina and anus (Kwart) so disgusting that after inhaling the odor, it usually induces vomiting. Especially after eating chef boyardee.

(2)A phrase used towards someone you dislike

"While I was fucking my bitch she kwarfed and I threw up all over her face and tits."
or
"Look at that fucking Kwarf, he dresses like a total cunt."

Kwarf by Mr. Awsome October 1, 2007

kwarf 

A fart brought on by a sneeze; to do this action

I will not go to work with a cough i may kwarf in someone's cubicle.

kwarf by dumbot July 29, 2008

Kwarfe

To suffer a disastrous defeat, public embarrassment, or complete humiliation after too much confidence or noise-making.

The politician entered confidently but left completely kwarfed.”

“He came to argue with confidence, but Facebook users kwarfed him instantly.”

“After the match, the entire team suffered severe kwarfation.”

“Don’t make noise if you’re not ready for possible kwarfing.”

“That debate ended in historic kwarfe.”

Kwarfe by Snso May 19, 2026