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A hybridization of the Afrikaans for cunt, (kont) and the commonly used British expression for Boris Johnson (twat) used to describe an individual who exhibits both cunt- and twat-like characteristics or qualities.
"Oh God, Becky, don't sit next to Grace, she's such a kwat"

Oh Grace, you're so smart (whispers softly to self "you kwat")
Kwat by MsFrench March 2, 2021
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It is an interchangeable word. You can use it however you want, in whatever context you feel like.
"What the hell is going on?" = "kwat?"

"This top is so kwat! I love it!"

"I'm feeling like kwat right now" = " I feel like shit right now"

"Just kwat away man" = "Just get the hell outta here"

"I don't give a shit" = "kwat."
kwat by mummena May 13, 2009
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Used to express interrogation, surprise, contempt, or indifference. SYNONYMS: what the hell, right..., huh
kwat by yosef December 6, 2003

Kwatybam 

Noun - vagina
Verb - To have sex.
You are such a Kwatybam. Want to go back to my place and kwatybam?
Kwatybam by Faygo456 May 5, 2010

Kwatting 

(Adj) describing someone who does things because they're poor and it makes their life slightly better.
He went to the store just to stand in the air conditioning, he's such a kwatting cunt
Kwatting by Kwattincunt June 25, 2015
This is used to describe someone who is so incredibly lazy they will do anything to avoid work. In some cases it runs through the family with members conspiring to get days off, pretending your grandparents are serious ill in hospital is not uncommon.

On the whole they are a waste of space in the community.
Lou: hey you hear diane is on the sick again?

Jamie: Yeah she's such a kwatts.
Kwatts by Richard Davies December 12, 2006
A VERY intelligent, well rounded girl.

Everyone aspires to be like her, but no one will ever come close.

This girl will make every guy question whether or not they're really worth her time.
She is very goofy, but still knows when to be serious.

Any girl named Kwatcho will never ever try to be like anyone else, and will try her very hardest to achieve her dream.
Kwatcho may be hard headed, but she will always listen and remember what you say to her no matter what!
The Kwatchos of the world may have had a hard upcoming, but in the end, they'll be the ones bringing home the fat ass check for her mom to buy a new house with.
Kwatchos also likes to read the Holy Bible.
Dude 1:"Aye you know that girl Kwatcho?"
Dude 2: "Nah bruh who she?"
Dude 1: "Nigga what is wrong with you?!"
Dude 2: "what's the hype?"
Dude 1 "Bruh she's only the most finest, athletic, smartest, funniest girl in the school man!"
Dude 2: "damn! Let me get her number dawg!"
Dude 1: "good luck wit her, every nigga in the school want her"
Kwatcho by thatcoolgirloverthere October 30, 2016
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