kwatson

kwatson is the best person you will ever meet, she is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. she is also smart, beautiful, loyal and loves music. she is also the most loyal person when in a relationship, and as long as you feed her she won't kill you. everyone needs a kwatson in their life.

wheres kwatson?
hey kwatson, what are you doing today?
kwatson is so pretty!

kwatson by Opositivepussy May 2, 2023

Kwassont 

Pronounced: Cwa. soint/ Cwass. son/ Croy. Sant

An outrageously flakey vegan breakfast pastry (not that you’d know it).

It’s resolutely NOT a Croissant, so stop looking at us like that.

Ah! Stop, I could’ve dropped my Vegan Kwassont

Have you tried a Vegan Kwassont from Veggie Pret? It’s MAJOR.

Kwassont by FernNash July 29, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016