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Klub Kassam 

The house of the Krazy Tanzanian himself, Jameel Kassam, where the illest parties are thrown. His late-night/early-morning parties has earned his house the name of "Klub Kassam", where anything goes.
"Yo, I'm gonna go get Krunked at Klub Kassam!" said Bob Bill, a local party machine.
Klub Kassam by Dr. Pseudonym May 2, 2004

Kwassa Kwassa 

A dance where the hips move back and forth and the hands follow, popular in the Congo in the 1980s.
Matt: "Dude, is Kevin having a seizure?"
Sam: "Naw. Kevin kan Kwassa Kwassa"
Kwassa Kwassa by Hijazishubbie June 10, 2010

Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa 

An awesome song by Vampire Weekend, but no one knows what it means exactly.. I searched 'cape cod' on UrbanDictionary and there's a whole story and I'm too lazy to read it so if you wanna know what one part means, UrbanDictionary it!
he: Have you heard that awesome song by Vampire Weekend? It goed like 'is your bed made, is your sweater on, do you wanna fuck, like you know I do?'

she: Yeah, that's Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa!
South African, Durban, Indian slang terminology
To tell a truth
Say kassam you never do your work
Kassam by Yankee Sierra November 2, 2021
Unfathomable icon. Legendary man with the golden mane of a lion. The embodiment of greatness.
I saw my life flash before my eyes and saw Kassam in all his glory.
Kassam by KassB17 November 23, 2021

justin kassamel 

Justin kassamel is a big fatty, he sucks at call of duty. fuck it he sucks at every game to exist including scrabble. He is the dumbest but cutest fag you’ll ever meet. If you walk up to him he’ll probably grab your butt because he’s just so gay. With that said, if you ever see a justin kassamel give his sister carissa a kiss!
Woah you see that fatty over there? he must be a justin kassamel because is sister kinda cute doe.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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