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Kuzco's poison 

When a writer uses excessively long sentence structure, hyperbole, and redundancy to acheive a word or page count.
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Kuzco's poison by highlandblade November 24, 2014
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Kuzco's poison 

The poison, The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison. That poison?
Yes! that poison. (Referring to Kuzco's poison)
Kuzco's poison by TrasheAshe September 27, 2019
Dutch for "fucking mess".

Literally, the Dutch word "kutzooi" would translate as "cuntmess", because kut = cunt, and "zooi" is a vulgar slang word for "mess".

The expression can be used both to literally describe un untidy state of things in a place, or, somewhat more metaphorically, to describe a chaotic, complex, or difficult situation.
Wat een kutzooi! = What a fucking mess!
Wat een kutzooi hier, ruim je kamer eens op! = What a fucking mess, tidy your room!
Ik ben mijn baan kwijt, mijn vrouw heeft een minnaar, ik word kaal, wat een kutzooi! = I've lost my job, my wife's got a lover, I'm getting bold, what a fucking mess!
kutzooi by Gleufje March 21, 2017
To learn something online. Word popularized by the company KuzoClass an online learning platform for self-starting careers.
Jeff: Hey man, how do you become an entrepreneur?

Patrick: Just Kuzo it.
Kuzo by MainLander4944 June 23, 2019
A very hot, stunning, beautiful, charming, cute, and hot man(he’s also a king)
Fury: Hey look it’s kuzou
Kuzou: shut up furry I’ll pass you
kuzou by Pooplord91 February 21, 2022
He was born and raised to rule
No one has ever been this cool
In a thousand years of aristocracy
An enigma and a mystery
In Meso American History
The quintessence of perfection that is he
He's the sovereign lord of the nation
He's the hippest dude in creation
He's a hep cat in the emperor's new clothes
Years of such selective breeding
Generations have been leading
To this miracle of life that we all know
Look at that guy in that pool on that hill. He is such a Kuzco!