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Kunzed

When a guy with charm, sex appeal, compassion, and style causes you to very rapidly develop a huge crush on him, simply by being himself. Then you see him with someone else the next day causing your crush to woefully be crushed. Most times there is a sexual encounter involved. It is when you realize that a number of your friends have crushed on this same Romeo making you part of a group of people having been Kunzed. Usually found in gay culture.
Eric: Bobby what's the matter?

Bobby: I met this amazing guy named Claude and I really liked him a lot. But I saw him with Lee and they were hanging out together.

Eric: Don't be sad, you've just been Kunzed. You'll get over it just like Scott, Alex, Brandon, and Kyle.
by VonStroke Bird December 3, 2017
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Kunged

1. getting way more drunk than intended because of a friend's influence
2. going out for 1 drink but ending up closing the bar
3. an unintentional bad judgement call
I went out to brunch with some friends started drinking, next thing I know its 2 am and I'm getting thrown out a bar. I totally got Kunged.
by notkung August 28, 2011
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Kunked

To get jumped or beaten badly from behind, term most commonly used in the North US.
Don’t walk down Main St. man, some dude got kunked there last week.
by crikeymate September 11, 2020
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Kunze

The coolest guy ever, who is athelic, funny and super awesome. very well built and pretty attractive
Who is that athelic hunk of meat?
THATS the KUNZE!
by noeyk May 26, 2011
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Kunted

A slang term for the cussing bastardisation of word kunt. An ephemeral use of the word cunt in a frustrated, disappointing or casual fashion.
Lost ten bucks on the dogs... "Kunted"
by Mark Walker August 31, 2007
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Kunked

matt really got kunked by that police officer
by neeeker5318 May 11, 2008
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Kunned

Bro my girlfriend got sent a video of me cheating at a party in 4K i’m Kunned.
by Thekunner401 August 2, 2023
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