Kunzed 

When a guy with charm, sex appeal, compassion, and style causes you to very rapidly develop a huge crush on him, simply by being himself. Then you see him with someone else the next day causing your crush to woefully be crushed. Most times there is a sexual encounter involved. It is when you realize that a number of your friends have crushed on this same Romeo making you part of a group of people having been Kunzed. Usually found in gay culture.

Eric: Bobby what's the matter?

Bobby: I met this amazing guy named Claude and I really liked him a lot. But I saw him with Lee and they were hanging out together.

Eric: Don't be sad, you've just been Kunzed. You'll get over it just like Scott, Alex, Brandon, and Kyle.

Kunzed by VonStroke Bird December 3, 2017

Kunged 

1. getting way more drunk than intended because of a friend's influence
2. going out for 1 drink but ending up closing the bar
3. an unintentional bad judgement call

I went out to brunch with some friends started drinking, next thing I know its 2 am and I'm getting thrown out a bar. I totally got Kunged.

Kunged by notkung August 28, 2011

Kunked 

To get jumped or beaten badly from behind, term most commonly used in the North US.

Don’t walk down Main St. man, some dude got kunked there last week.

Kunked by crikeymate September 11, 2020

Kunze 

The coolest guy ever, who is athelic, funny and super awesome. very well built and pretty attractive

Who is that athelic hunk of meat?
THATS the KUNZE!

Kunze by noeyk May 26, 2011

Kunted 

A slang term for the cussing bastardisation of word kunt. An ephemeral use of the word cunt in a frustrated, disappointing or casual fashion.

Lost ten bucks on the dogs... "Kunted"

Kunted by Mark Walker August 31, 2007

Kunked 

Being fucked in anyway possible

matt really got kunked by that police officer

Kunked by neeeker5318 May 11, 2008

Kunned 

When you are absolutely fucked.

Bro my girlfriend got sent a video of me cheating at a party in 4K i’m Kunned.

Kunned by Thekunner401 August 2, 2023