Kunted

A slang term for the cussing bastardisation of word kunt. An ephemeral use of the word cunt in a frustrated, disappointing or casual fashion.

Lost ten bucks on the dogs... "Kunted"

by Mark Walker August 31, 2007

kunted

To be heavily under the influence of Ketamine in a recreational context.

Generally the state of mind is completely "Dhurka Dhurka"

When Sacha racked up another line, Naomi said "no more for me, I'm Kunted"

by A.M Gerning October 15, 2005

Kunted

To be gutted, but for females to use

I'm absolutely 'kunted 'after that session.

by Damonnn84 April 1, 2017

Kunted

When a group of PST's collude to use radiological torture, psychological torture, physical torture, biological torture, to slander, illegally use names, BIODATA, and likenesses WITHOUT CONSENT, for frame jobs, smear campaigns, coercion, and WAR CRIMES against minorities, protected classes of people including the elderly, the disabled, people of mid-low socioeconomic status including children as young as 2 y/o, for the purpose of their victim's murder, rape, gang-rape, terrorist threats, molestation, physical enslavement, cognitive enslavement, defrauding, interruption of access to healthcare and want to make a pretense of being the victim. The Neo Nazi Regime that now includes Nazi Extremist South Asians, when they get caught, prosecuted, and slip into oblivion, they want to say they were hunted/cunted for the sake of ambiguation. There is a faction on Silver Lane that meets at Rentschler Stadium for Hate Speech.

This term is not to be confused with wanting to have relations with blonde, redhead, or headless, swine or other farm animals or dead things.

"He kunted/cunted me!"
"So you got Peppa Pigged, huh?"
"Unfortunately no, he wasn't into beastiality."
"But I did manage to frame him for pedophilia, rape and hurting my and my ped-owner's branded buttocks, 420 yo!"
"Oh!" "So when do I mark my calendar to perjure myself, for this mark?"

"Do you see what I just did there?"
"Ha!"
" I missed the last person/family we did the frame-job on."
"Yeah, just tell me what to lie about and I'll rally our Neo Nazis slaves and our soulless satanic cattle at Rentschler Stadium, if I can tear them away from the minority minors we abduct."
"It'll be a gas... chamber"
"Huh?"
"Ha!"
"We we've got to do something about the African Americans of Jewish Heritage in our town, our state, our country."
"I'm tired of having to say both n-----er and k--e in the same sentence, all this hate is making me want some opened yogurt." "The fresher the better, I had to wait two years for mine." "My Dad gave me what I wanted in no time. I begged for it, after dinner every night, he had to put a lock on his bedroom door." "They all did."
"All who?"
"All the males in the trailer, they could hear me at night... a'commin'."
"Well here's to good ol' opened yogurts!"
"Yay!"
"Yum!"
"Yum!"

by MyNameIsNotMariconIDontConsent January 16, 2025

Kunged

1. getting way more drunk than intended because of a friend's influence
2. going out for 1 drink but ending up closing the bar
3. an unintentional bad judgement call

I went out to brunch with some friends started drinking, next thing I know its 2 am and I'm getting thrown out a bar. I totally got Kunged.

by notkung August 28, 2011

Kunked

To get jumped or beaten badly from behind, term most commonly used in the North US.

Don’t walk down Main St. man, some dude got kunked there last week.

by crikeymate September 11, 2020

kuntdos

A domineering, vindictive female manager with no empathy for her staff and consumed with her own self-importance.

She tried to fired her employee because of his disability. It was a real kuntdos move.

by steve036 May 5, 2022