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Yiddish person engaged in the ancient art of KungFu...

Look ma! It's a KungJew... He's whippin' their asses!

KungJew by Scott Kerr April 2, 2006

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Kung-Jew

Kung-Jew is the ancient Hebrew art of negotiation, thrift and litigation. Since the recession, the art of Kung-Jew has enjoyed a resurgence of popularity even outside the Jewish community.

Con Edison tried to over bill us outrageously for utilities last month, but my roommate Herschel busted out his Kung-Jew skills and quickly had them send us an amended bill which reflected the correct meter reading. One day he has to teach me how he does that!

My landlord tried to hold onto my deposit unfairly, though I vacated the apartmentl on time and left it in good condition, but he backed down when I told him that I had studied Kung-Jew.

Kung-Jew by barry b November 13, 2012

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KungJew

kung jew

A fighting style specially deveoped by Jews. Is used to combat people telling jew jokes, seen participatin in "Ignore A Jew Day"(on wednsdays), or just fun for random people.

It involves letting out some kind of jew cry while throwing spare change at the offender like throwing stars. While they are ditracted you lay down a whoopin' with your money packed wallet/purse untill they are unconscious(One hit should do the trick),then publicly humiliate them in anyway you see fit

"That punk was getting on my nerves, I kung jewed his ass so bad he didn't know what hit him."

"Dude that man insulted my beard, i'm gonna go kung jew the shit out of him!"

Jew 1: "Dude you totally kung jewed that kid's ass on the playground!"

Jew 2: "I know!"

kung jew by Definatly not a jew March 10, 2009

Kung-Jew

Jewish Kung-Fu

Marvin and Jackie are the senseis at the local kung-jew dojo

Kung-Jew by dickinafox November 3, 2014

Kung Jew

Another kyke martial art. Just like Jew Jitsu. Refer to my other definition.

Jewish Person "I'm warning you, I'm a black belt in Kung Jew!"

Kung Jew by Best User On Urban Dictionary September 30, 2025

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026