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The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.
Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.
by dannyfisch November 19, 2007
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Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.
by The BIG Nasty March 11, 2005
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When a Jewish person performs martial arts.
Mark: Hey wanna learn how to box with me?
Harry: No, I only practice Jew Jitsu
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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The martial art of avoiding debt
Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu
by contactedmundhere April 10, 2015
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