Kumtwat

A very juicy cross between a kumquat and a pussy.

Frank: How'd last night go?

Ben: Pretty damn good, I was eating out Erica's pussy, and that shit was like a kumtwat, there was juice E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!

by Kum-Twat August 29, 2011

kumtwat

A vagina that wont stop cumming

My girlfriend has such a kumtwat!

by VMiamiFortyFiveZeroOne September 11, 2010

kumtwatwaffle

A person who likes sexually explicit, idiotic humour made out of citrus fruit.

At least you are more useful than a kumtwatwaffle.

by Lambda Variant March 10, 2022

Himanshu Kumawat

Believe me or not he’s the world’s first trilllionaire !!

Himanshu Kumawat is the world first trillionaire.

by Michel de Nostredame November 23, 2021

Genius kumtwatwaffle

The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.

Kappa Variant wanted a Genius kumtwatwaffle in one ear, and a kumquat in the other ear.

by Lambda Variant April 14, 2022

Super-genius kumtwatwaffle

When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.

The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.

by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022

Kumkwat

A small, orange fruit. Sometimes, people will go around asking other people if they want a Kumkwat. This question will usually be asked in a British accent

Do you want a Kumkwat?

by Mrs. Cockerspaniel December 27, 2008