Kumtwat 

A very juicy cross between a kumquat and a pussy.

Frank: How'd last night go?

Ben: Pretty damn good, I was eating out Erica's pussy, and that shit was like a kumtwat, there was juice E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!

Kumtwat by Kum-Twat August 29, 2011

kumtwat 

A vagina that wont stop cumming

My girlfriend has such a kumtwat!

kumtwat by VMiamiFortyFiveZeroOne September 11, 2010

kumtwatwaffle 

A person who likes sexually explicit, idiotic humour made out of citrus fruit.

At least you are more useful than a kumtwatwaffle.

kumtwatwaffle by Lambda Variant March 10, 2022

Himanshu Kumawat 

Believe me or not he’s the world’s first trilllionaire !!

Himanshu Kumawat is the world first trillionaire.

Himanshu Kumawat by Michel de Nostredame November 23, 2021

Genius kumtwatwaffle 

The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.

Kappa Variant wanted a Genius kumtwatwaffle in one ear, and a kumquat in the other ear.

Genius kumtwatwaffle by Lambda Variant April 14, 2022

Super-genius kumtwatwaffle 

When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.

The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.

Super-genius kumtwatwaffle by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022

Kumkwat 

A small, orange fruit. Sometimes, people will go around asking other people if they want a Kumkwat. This question will usually be asked in a British accent

Do you want a Kumkwat?

Kumkwat by Mrs. Cockerspaniel December 27, 2008