Hooker Pile

Everyman's dreams. A pile of bitches!!!
John: Here about Mike?
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
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Bob: I miss Mike.
by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013
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Chicken Skeezer Salad

A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.
"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."
by Kum-Twat March 15, 2012
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Kent State

A college in Ohio, where people often say their slogan is "Kent Read! Kent Write! Kent State!" Not exactly the bee's knees.
High School Senior Girl: OMG!!!! I got into Kent State... I GOT INTO KENT STATE!!!! AHHH!
Everybody Else: Holy shit! Who gives a fuck, your mother got in... if that tells you anything.
by Kum-Twat October 03, 2013
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Tapeworm

That really fucked up poop that it is long, thin, and curvy. It looks like a damn tapeworm.
Today I thought I shit a tapeworm, but then I realized it was just my crap.
by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013
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Disposable

A girl who you bang once, and move on to the next.
Yeah, that chick from the club was like a dollar store razor. Disposable. Tomorrow I'll just get her sister.
by Kum-Twat November 08, 2013
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Beatin It

Gah! Noah needs a girlfriend! He is always beatin it! He is gonna get chafed!
by Kum-Twat October 03, 2013
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Goodwill

The act of Goodwill is stepping up and beyond the call of duty, by letting the hooker keep both the change and your sperm on a cold winter's day.
Man: You know what. You an ugly bitch and you look cold. Tell you what, you can keep the change and the baby gravy.
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!
by Kum-Twat October 03, 2013
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