John: Here about Mike?
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
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Bob: I miss Mike.
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
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Bob: I miss Mike.
by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013
by Kum-Twat March 15, 2012
A college in Ohio, where people often say their slogan is "Kent Read! Kent Write! Kent State!" Not exactly the bee's knees.
High School Senior Girl: OMG!!!! I got into Kent State... I GOT INTO KENT STATE!!!! AHHH!
Everybody Else: Holy shit! Who gives a fuck, your mother got in... if that tells you anything.
Everybody Else: Holy shit! Who gives a fuck, your mother got in... if that tells you anything.
by Kum-Twat October 03, 2013
by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013
Yeah, that chick from the club was like a dollar store razor. Disposable. Tomorrow I'll just get her sister.
by Kum-Twat November 08, 2013
by Kum-Twat October 03, 2013
The act of Goodwill is stepping up and beyond the call of duty, by letting the hooker keep both the change and your sperm on a cold winter's day.
Man: You know what. You an ugly bitch and you look cold. Tell you what, you can keep the change and the baby gravy.
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!
by Kum-Twat October 03, 2013