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The act of Goodwill is stepping up and beyond the call of duty, by letting the hooker keep both the change and your sperm on a cold winter's day.
Man: You know what. You an ugly bitch and you look cold. Tell you what, you can keep the change and the baby gravy.
Hooker: Thanks mang, Goodwill is always appreciated!
by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013

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A college in Ohio, where people often say their slogan is "Kent Read! Kent Write! Kent State!" Not exactly the bee's knees.
High School Senior Girl: OMG!!!! I got into Kent State... I GOT INTO KENT STATE!!!! AHHH!
Everybody Else: Holy shit! Who gives a fuck, your mother got in... if that tells you anything.
by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013

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A vagina that has recently been filled with sperm. The relationship to a "Hot Clam Basket" is simple, the vagina can be called a clam and the "Hot" part comes from the jiz, which is warm. Obviously.
I was having sex with this girl, and upon the moment I came, I turned her pussy into a "Hot Clam Basket".
by Kum-Twat August 25, 2011

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That really fucked up poop that it is long, thin, and curvy. It looks like a damn tapeworm.
Today I thought I shit a tapeworm, but then I realized it was just my crap.
by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013

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When someone pulls your underwear so deep into your ass crack it leaves stains.
Man... Tyler is such a bully! He gave me a brown wedgie so I had to get new underwear before lunch
by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013

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A mega whore, who is far beyond being simply called skeezer.
"Damn! Dat' bitch a nasty slut!"

"Yeah, That hoebag is like.. like... a chicken skeezer salad."
by Kum-Twat March 14, 2012

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Every males favorite hobby.
Gah! Noah needs a girlfriend! He is always beatin it! He is gonna get chafed!
by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013

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