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Krystobee 

The realest hood nigga you gon see in yo life. This nigga the type of nigga to pull up to highschool in a fucking tuktuk cuz he don't give no shit what niggas think about him. All my homies fuck with Krystobee. Krystobee fucks with all my homies 💯
Krystobee I need some help in the bedroom, my girlfriend wants to have sex with me but I can't get hard. Can you be there and hide in the closet so I can become hard just by looking at you?
Krystobee by NiggaPincher October 27, 2020

Krystoffer 

Krystoffer is a very unique name that 1 out of million spell it like that
They are very shy at first and will only talk if talken to but when they get comfortable with you they turn out to be the funniest and one with the most unique thoughts. When there around they liven up the mood and if youre realationshiply connected to them they are the most thoughtful and will make you smile as soon as they do. They have the type of smile to make anyone smile. They can be only a little jealous if you make them feel they need to be that way but no matter what there always there for you. When they get hyped up they fr get hyped up and could make you die laughing. If you find a krystoffer keep him, they are one in a million , there personality just like there name.
girl "Youre my world krystoffer"
boy "Bitch you better not b lien" when imphises
Girl "theres no one in the world like you"
Boy "fucking better think that, but i love you to mf"
Krystoffer by Gabby Krystoffer November 25, 2021

kristobella 

A sweet, kind young girl who is really hot and has all the guys going for her, but dosen't need that to know she's beautiful on the inside as well as the outside.She is kind and beautiful and strong too. She isn't slutty, flirts or bitches about other people. Some of the things I like about her are her smile and her eyes. She can light up a room with her smile and shine a light in your Heart with her smile: I've seen it! Honest to GOD!She also has really nice eyes.
1. 'Hey look at her she's a kristobella: damn they don't make 'em like that anymore.'
2. 'Hey look it's that kristol girl: don't get many of those these days'
3. 'Hey look it's your ex Kristobella: damn I wish I had ma camera' 'she's your ex? she's way out of your league'; 'i know!'
Krystabe is a mean person to her siblings, but if you get to know her she's really funny and cool. She has a GREAT body but is really insecure. If you know a krystabe we can both agree she has great fashion and shoe game, she is a funny and great friend you can just smoke and talk with, she would be a very shy girlfriend but really pretty and honest!!!
Ex: OMG Krystabe is SOOO funnyyy.
Damn Krystabe has a thick ass body, I would bang her.
Krystabe has such great taste in clothes and shoes, anddd she is such a great friend/girlfriend!
Krystabe by pou000 February 2, 2023

Krysteenah 

Krysteenah is a beautiful girl. She loves to live life at the fullest and doesn’t let an opportunity slip by. When she falls in love she is devoted and caring! She is a freak in the sheets and love anal. Wether it’s on her face or down her throat she won’t let a drop of your white goo touch the floor. If you marry her she won’t ever let you down and the only problem with her is that she is perfect.
That girl Krysteenah is the light of my life
Krysteenah by Real.Talker607 April 2, 2023
Very skinny, big head boy.Usually a boy with really old parents. Likes to lie a lot but is very good at it. He always like to tell himself that he is good at basketball, but he's not.
Your such a Krystofer.
krystofer by Krystofer June 18, 2018

krystheena 

The hottest girl you will ever meet, no doubt. She's smart, funny, she's got everything. The most perfect girlfriend, if you have her, you are so so lucky. If you piss her off, someone's gonna die. The only ways to make up with her s to give her food and make her laugh.
Person 1: Krystheena is so hot man!
Person 2: She's got a boyfriend, chill bro
krystheena by Kim Jung Trump May 31, 2017
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