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Kristelle 

Kristelle, a very exotic being. Her name is derived from the Latin word kristelline which means Angel. Kristelle is kind, caring and very lovable. She is as sexy as they come with a booty that is out of this world. Upon seeing her magnificent, sexy figure you will become uncomfortable upon being in the proximity of a literal eye gasm. She May be innocent and kind on the outside but she is a true freak in the sheets, she will make your wildest fantasies come true. You are lucky to have found a kristelle, never let her go!
*sees Kristelle* When did I pass away and go to heaven?
Kristelle by JimBuffet June 27, 2018
Kristel is one of the best people on earth. She’s not the most social or smart person, but she’s still perfect nonetheless. A beautiful and loving person, keep her close to you or you’ll regret it.
Kristel is the number one person.....in the world.
Kristel by nobodycares12345 December 6, 2019

William Kristol 

A psychopathically stupid Neocon commentator who believes American workers are morally obligated to indefinitely fund speculative killing sprees in shithole deserts they care nothing about and probably couldn’t pronounce or locate on a map. Anyone who disagrees with the “logic” of killing brown people for the New World Order is obviously a terrorist.
The world would be a much smarter and safer place if men like William Kristol were kept away from pens and microphones.
William Kristol by author July 18, 2006
Super gorgeous babe with a ridiculously extreme amount of energy. It's like she is exploding with Vitamin C from every pore! She is also thoughtful, when she thinks of you she will make sure you know about it and feel loved. A Kristel is a good friend.
Kristel: "How are you?! I've been thinking about you. I hope you have had an awesomely fantastic week!"

Friend: "I'm good thanks, just busy with work and stuff."

Kristel: "Oh, that's so awesome! It's so good to see you. I can't WAIT to catch up with you. You are fantastic! Love you!"

Friend: *feels warm fuzzies*
Kristel by Quinnator October 6, 2010

Kristela 

A beautiful girl with a beautiful name. She's kind hearted, loyal, smart and selfless. Someone you can trust. You're very lucky if you have a friend named Kristela.
"Kristela is so nice!"
Kristela by Queenroyaltly September 3, 2016

Kristofer 

Most loving and sweet guy you will ever meet and will always be there for you, when you think of kristofer you get butterflies in your stomach. And DAMN is he sexy that smile can set you in a trance and when your his he will do anything for you.
Omg I love kristofer he is my everything