Krynge
Krynge by floppydisco August 24, 2022
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krygerism
An act wherein one party asks a second party a question with an incredibly obvious answer, and the first party responds with a verbal bitch-slap in the form of two simple questions that lead to the answer of the original question.
Fred: "Do we have any left-handed coffee mugs?"
Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"
Fred: "A coffee mug."
Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"
Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."
Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"
Sam: "Epic Krygerism."
Bill: "Fred, what are you carrying in your right hand?"
Fred: "A coffee mug."
Bill: "What happens if you pick it up with your left hand?"
Fred: "Well, it... oh.. oh, yeah..."
Bill: *facepalm* "GBTW"
Sam: "Epic Krygerism."
krygerism by whoisjohngalt November 2, 2008
kringen
A name for those among us who possess certain powers of awesomeness, beauty, and general badassness.
Mike: Dude, did you hear about that new girl in town?
David: Yeah man, she's a Kringen. Watch yourself.
David: Yeah man, she's a Kringen. Watch yourself.
kringen by Curtis Lockforth April 30, 2013
Kranged
To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.
Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'
Kranged by Mr Muffstuffer April 22, 2013