Krowner

A legendary jewel from the maya ceremonial objects kept hidden from public until 1972.

The secret of the Krowner have been expanding from generation to generation until it was finally unveiled that the Maya powers lie within this secret gem.

by anonymous May 29, 2018

ktowner

an asian black wannabe gangster that typically wears a fitted, button downs, air force ones, polos, pop their collars, and pick on only asians cause they are pussy to front with black people.

1. O snap, ktowners across the street, watch em get fucked up by those black guys

2.(ktown talk)-lets go hang out in front of burger king and not buy anything... cause u know... we're mad rad

by da vinci railroad April 26, 2006

Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

by jkfbwje November 13, 2019

Knowner

A new-age cocktail of "known" and "owner".

Ted is a knowner of a fusey.

by blufffo April 28, 2015

Krowned

Also referred to as kr0wn3d in 1337, basically another word for owned, pwned, p00ned, or killed.

I krowned your mom last night roflmfao.

by Codyforester April 8, 2007

Kroner

Kroner is a very attractive man who knows how to make his friends happy. He knows how to make other people smile and he has very good jokes. Also he is a lot handsome and funny. In life, he only chooses one girl. He doesn't like mean girls or girls that swear. He likes kind and funny girls, also that have sense of humor.
Kroner would never cheat on his girl. He is always honest, he doesn't like lying at all. He is very trustable. So if you want a good man, choose Kroner!.

Girl 1: Dude, who is this girl talking to?
Girl 2: That's Kroner, duh.

by Azatiel January 8, 2018

kronerboner

(n) An erection set on through illegal "kroney" type means (e.g. kickbacks, racketeering, conpsiracy, blackmail, and bribery)

Call the police if this erection does not subside after four hours.

Yea, this guy told me if I do not pay him the $5,000 I owe him, he is going to break my knees... Gave me the biggest kronerboner I have ever had.

by Bobby Unitus July 12, 2019