Krobner 

Getting a massive and lengthy erection in an inappropriate occasion such as work event or mass.

Coined after Renate Krobner who first discovered the phenomenon in 1950's post war Germany.

Kroberring - the act of moving about in public post Krobner.

"Jaysus , I went to a company do last night and met that one from marketing , man alive I had a bad case of the Krobners"

Krobner by JoeyTimber May 17, 2023

Jacob Kronert 

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

Jacob Kronert by jkfbwje November 13, 2019

Krowner 

A legendary jewel from the maya ceremonial objects kept hidden from public until 1972.

The secret of the Krowner have been expanding from generation to generation until it was finally unveiled that the Maya powers lie within this secret gem.

Krowner by anonymous May 29, 2018

Kroner 

Kroner is a very attractive man who knows how to make his friends happy. He knows how to make other people smile and he has very good jokes. Also he is a lot handsome and funny. In life, he only chooses one girl. He doesn't like mean girls or girls that swear. He likes kind and funny girls, also that have sense of humor.
Kroner would never cheat on his girl. He is always honest, he doesn't like lying at all. He is very trustable. So if you want a good man, choose Kroner!.

Girl 1: Dude, who is this girl talking to?
Girl 2: That's Kroner, duh.

Kroner by Azatiel January 8, 2018

kronerboner 

(n) An erection set on through illegal "kroney" type means (e.g. kickbacks, racketeering, conpsiracy, blackmail, and bribery)

Call the police if this erection does not subside after four hours.

Yea, this guy told me if I do not pay him the $5,000 I owe him, he is going to break my knees... Gave me the biggest kronerboner I have ever had.

kronerboner by Bobby Unitus July 12, 2019

Chase Kroberger 

The biggest snowflake of all time

Imagine being such a chase Kroberger that you blocked someone who hurt your feelings

Chase Kroberger by Gayfag78123 August 10, 2020