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When something/someone is not capable of functioning properly, either because of being under the influence, a retard, broken or of low battery percentage
Naldo has drank too much tonight, he is passed out in the tent with open eyes, that guy is Kroit.

Damian's phone is fucked, it fell in the toilet, that thing is Kroit.

Damian broke his phone, now both are Kroit.
Kroit by Gents2.0 December 3, 2021
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A word commonly used for an obsession with partying. Pronunciation: Krit-ism (common verb) Meaning: When you party 3 or more days in a row.
Shit hit the ceiling when they decided on doing a kritism!
Kritism by Omgsweet33 May 18, 2010
Related Words
Kroit • Kritika • Krithik • Kriti • krit • KritikaL • Koit • Kritansh • kritarth • kritch
A term that means the same as crap or shit. Also, can be used when calling someone a Peice of Crap/Shit.
Oi, Krite.
You're a Krite, Stupid!
Heh, he looks like a Krite!
Krite by A.T.Tsalazar July 26, 2006
Means creation; really beautiful, gorgeous, and sweet; one with an amazing personality
This is the Kriti of today's generation
Kriti by Letsgo10 December 28, 2013

krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.
Krofting at the VIP
krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015

Kritdiumn 

A compound in the lower back left part of the brain (behind the left earlobe)

This compound directly affects the human IQ negatively.
Bro, that guy has so much kritdiumn!
Kritdiumn by Mr. Doc Rob February 4, 2020
Literally means creation or an exquisite work of art; people with this name are known to be wild with interesting personalities; they tend to be be sweet, kind, beautiful, sexy, smart; most Kriti's are leaders;
Wow, she's just perfect.
> yeah, she's Kriti.
Kriti by Foreverfly December 28, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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