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When something/someone is not capable of functioning properly, either because of being under the influence, a retard, broken or of low battery percentage
Naldo has drank too much tonight, he is passed out in the tent with open eyes, that guy is Kroit.

Damian's phone is fucked, it fell in the toilet, that thing is Kroit.

Damian broke his phone, now both are Kroit.
Kroit by Gents2.0 December 3, 2021
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A word commonly used for an obsession with partying. Pronunciation: Krit-ism (common verb) Meaning: When you party 3 or more days in a row.
Shit hit the ceiling when they decided on doing a kritism!
Kritism by Omgsweet33 May 18, 2010
Related Words
Kroit Kritika Krithik Kriti krit KritikaL kroi Koit Kritansh kritarth
A term that means the same as crap or shit. Also, can be used when calling someone a Peice of Crap/Shit.
Oi, Krite.
You're a Krite, Stupid!
Heh, he looks like a Krite!
Krite by A.T.Tsalazar July 26, 2006
Means creation; really beautiful, gorgeous, and sweet; one with an amazing personality
This is the Kriti of today's generation
Kriti by Letsgo10 December 28, 2013

krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.
Krofting at the VIP
krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015

Kritdiumn 

A compound in the lower back left part of the brain (behind the left earlobe)

This compound directly affects the human IQ negatively.
Bro, that guy has so much kritdiumn!
Kritdiumn by Mr. Doc Rob February 4, 2020
Literally means creation or an exquisite work of art; people with this name are known to be wild with interesting personalities; they tend to be be sweet, kind, beautiful, sexy, smart; most Kriti's are leaders;
Wow, she's just perfect.
> yeah, she's Kriti.
Kriti by Foreverfly December 28, 2013