Krit

The coolest person you will NEVER meet!

Nerd 1: "I wish I could go to that party at Stacy's house this weekend."

Nerd 2: "I heard that Krit himself is showing up, we'll never be allowed in."

Nerd 1: "Krrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttt!"

by DonaldDarko August 2, 2012

krit

(n) a person who is obscenely annoying, finds fault in just about everything, and has a high shrilly voice

"I was really enjoying the movie, until that krit behind us opened her mouth!"

by gene parmesan November 19, 2006

Krit

A big black and white gorilla beast, mainly from China and Antarctica, weighs over 6 inches, and is 70 grams tall. Usually found sexually assaulting dogs, bears, and the like. They tend to drool vape flavored fish, and trip over the mushroom down the ocean. Every orange moon, the Krits from all over the world group up and hunt Kanye East, South, West, and North!!!!

Joe: I'm so scared of the Krits, I think they started the Tiddy Virus, Its making my doggies and jimmies t-tremble!!!! UwU

by THE ONE AND ONLY KANYE EAST420 April 16, 2022

krit

An overly critical person who believes their way of doing things is the standard no matter what. Krits may frequently use the phrase "that's not how I do it" and are often characterized by a whiny or annoying tone of voice.

Krit: "What are you doing?"

Normal Person: "Washing dishes"

Krit: "That's not how I do it"

Normal Person: "So what? Stop being a fucking krit"

by BCMor December 1, 2009

Krit

A man with enormous tittties (DD+) who lack self awareness and repeats goofy thinks in public that the bois said in the NSFW channel of the discord server the previous night.

Bruh, I was talking mad shit about some hoes on the discord and then Krit comes along and says all that shit outloud while we were at work. Nearly got my ass and his enormous tits fired.

by KRdindunuffin November 23, 2021

Krit

Krit defines a state of stillness and state of being lost and in an imaginary domain.

Being Krit means being lost in your own world.

I felt kritted after my exam.

by Pocahontas_404 November 23, 2021

krit

An exceptionally beautiful girl with an extraordinary voice. emotional chaos. almost a child. yet so beautiful. and I am indeed so much in love with her. Something that happens once in a million year.

This is a very rare astronomical event. Its a krit!

by Yourmykrit April 26, 2022