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William Shakespeare is the world’s most famous kroft.
Kroft by Ari El Scholar February 16, 2021
Words you can keep
(csheadshot1.wav) A sound that is truly something.
Fix: (KROFT)
Fix (headshot) Joey
kroft by Fix February 7, 2003
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Bullshit headshot in a game or the sound of the headshot :D
Joey:check out my m3 shotgun fix!
Fix:whats it do?
Joey:THIS! (BLAM)
Fix: (KROFT)
kroft by Joey ^______^ February 7, 2003

Dylan Kroft 

perfection. The hottest man alive. Likes to decapitate alpaca's which is cool. Is an actual person, so y'all non-believer's can join the cult right now. Smart, talks cute, and very charming. Follow him on @Dylan.Kroft on Instagram ;)
Dylan kroft is legit so hot
1. Another name for the good good (marajuana)
2. A really good time, especially when the good good is in use
1.Hey man, wanna hit up wawa and then hit the koofty?
2. Maaaan, that party last night was so NOT lit, but I pulled out the good good and I had a koofty time.
Koofty by Yetis Flexer July 3, 2015

Kraft Shaft

The cum/precum buildup that develops around the base of the penis more and more prominently as a gangbang continues.
Bro why do I always have to go last? I'm really getting tired of kraft shaft.
Kraft Shaft by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.
Krofting at the VIP
krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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