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Kristina;) 

A Kristina;) is a woman with curves hidden away, she says she's flat but in reality she's double cheeked up but not on a Thursday afternoon. Her kisses will make u horny for an infinite time. She has a pretty good sense of humour and is the most BEAUTIFUL woman you'll ever see. She also enjoys eggplant I think🙈
Person 1: what's your name
Person 2: Kristina;)
Person 1: damn babyyy that's why you have BAAAAAAAAAÀCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKK
Kristina;) by Massive robot April 9, 2021
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Kristina 

Kristina is the meaning of swag. She has so much swag that people beg her to share her swag wisdom. Kristina is beautiful, smart and always welcoming new people into her life. Kristina can be really weird, but is super funny. She is known to make everyone have a great day always. Don't doubt Kristina, there is more than meets the eye. a Tina has a beautiful smile enchanting eyes and a great figure with a killer butt. If their is ever a hip-hop/swag contest and a Kristina is there, place your bet on her ;)
"Dude! She must be a Kristina.
Why?
She's got hella swag!!"
Kristina by Mrs.Alamiatheswaggie August 17, 2012

Kristina 

Kristina’s are the sweetest, most gorgeous, and outgoing girls there are. They are always willing to help out, and your parents will always love them! They set really high goals, and always go after them. They aren’t afraid to take changes, and risk a little to have the best night if their lives. Long brown hair, hazel eyes, and usually not too tall. They have the most gorgeous body, even though they may not always think so. They keep their best friends close, but they still have tons of other friends. The guys love them, but she says true to who she loves. If you have a Kristina in your life, don’t let her go.
Kristina is outgoing and stays true to who she is.
Kristina by Rylan Haster December 12, 2018

Kristina 

Kristina is a beautiful, caring, open minded, funny human being. She is always there for you and no matter what, she never let's you down. Kristina is the kind of girl who usually keeps to herself, but once you get to know her, the crazy and wild side comes out. She has a face that she shows to nobody but herself. However, she is always welcoming to share her deep thoughts with somebody she cares about and trusts. Nobody will never fully understand her, and everybody second guesses her and doubts her abilities. Has a sixth sense, and always can predict the future. Quick witted and a very intelligent person. She always becomes stressed and antimidated under anxiety, but always seems to get over it in no time. She will give up anything and nurtures others. Kristina is a very special person that you should keep close in your heart, because when you loose her, regret will fill over you and you'll immediately want her back.
Nick: holy shit man did you see that new girl today in the hall? she looked sooo sexy!

Jason: hell yeah man, she must be a kristina.
Kristina by iluasoNFYIHOGAE April 19, 2017

Kristina 

Beautiful as fuck but never answers you on Snapchat because she’s a badass bitch that doesn’t give a fuck
Sksksksk kristina
Kristina by Kkelligirl October 1, 2019

Kristina 

The person you're going to envy!
True Friend,Intellegent,Hilarious,Amazing,Prettyful,Best Drawer,Friendly,Thoughtful,Loving,COnfident,Positive,Superb Dancer,Loyal,Lively,Random,Pleasant,Adorable,Responsible,Victorious,Brave... and list goes on and on and on and on...

If you have a Kristina, Keep a hold of that woman!
Mark: There's a Kristina who likes me "/
Kyle: DUUDE!! You have to ask her out!
Mark: O.O

Kristina 

The sweetest , most kind hearted , all loving person you’ll ever meet! They’ll help you with all your problems, tell you your rights from your wrongs, and support you and your every goal. When you are sad they’ll find ways to cheer you up and make your day better , when you are bored their uplifting personality will change the mood. Overall Kristina’s are wonderful people to date and befriend !
Omg you’re friends with Kristina! Wow she is such an amazing person !
Kristina by 906yekim May 13, 2019
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