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Kriska means your very proud of your self and you dont let anyone get in your way you are very pretty and very extra smart and extraordinary
There goes a kriska walking down the hall.
She is so hot
Kriska by Crazyshit101 November 3, 2016
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Michael Krisfalusi 

A man from Ligonier, Pennsylvania who is the only known living human to have been fathered by a Chupacabra.

His mother became pregnant when she was raped by a pack of wild Chupacabra's while vacationing in Mexico. During this encounter, the snorts, shrieks and screams could be heard echoing for miles.
Michael Krisfalusi's mother had sex with a Chupacabra
Michael Krisfalusi by Lovely hat November 20, 2017
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Krista is definitely one of a kind. Truthfully, she is full of layers. Beautiful, intelligent, absolutely hysterical, and one very underrated & overlooked quality about her is that she's quite the wordsmith. She's direct, but respectful. She's strong-willed, but a total softy. She's confident, yet modest. She does this thing where she talks a lot and thinks that others think she's overdoing it, so she apologizes for the ramble. Krista makes jokes and before the other person can respond, she says "just kidding" because she has such a big heart that she doesn't want to risk offending anyone for even a moment, and it's one of her many redeeming qualities. She's that book in the bookstore that catches your eye so you pick it up and immediately you want to read it because you think it's going to be good, but what you didn't realize until you get a few chapters in, is that there is so much more to it than most realize, it's so much deeper & meaningful than anything you've ever come across, it's so much better than you originally imagined, and you can't even fathom of ever putting it down, and any other book you read feels like a waste of time because deep down, you know that nothing could ever top it. And instantly, it becomes your favorite. I will marry her.

Trust me, she's pretty frickin' great!
"Have you ever met someone that you'll just never be able to forget?"

"Yeah, her name is Krista"
Krista by Run_CMC June 12, 2020
She is the most beautiful woman in the world! One look at her and you instantly fall in love! Her beauty is match by her amazing personality! She's kind, caring, sweet, hilarious, and has an amazing ability to deal with bull shit and give you some right back! She's fearless, but tender! She's always the life of the party and is always a blast to be with! Even tho she says she has her faults, she is perfect! I'm madly in love with this woman! There is no one I'd rather be with! Every second away from her is like I'm missing a piece of my heart! She is my everything! If you saw her, you might just see what I see! I love you so much!
Krista is amazing!
Krista by Spicy 1989 May 16, 2014
The sweetest, kindest person to walk on this earth, period.
She is a krista
Krista by anonymous February 12, 2021
Krista... Krista's are amazing best friends, they are always a little nervous of what people think. Krista is a very kind person... If she cares about you, you are in luck because if you treat her good she will always care about you. Having a Krista in your life is absolutely fasinating. She is always ready to have fun, but is very neat and is always ready to clean something up... If you are ever lucky enough to meet a Krista keep her as long as you can... She is an amazing bff and I am sure she is a beautiful person to share your life with... Krista's are honest if they love you... They will tell you a lie only if she thinks it will protect you that much... I am extremely happy that I have a Krista in my life.
Krista you are the most beautiful and amazing women ever... I am blessed to have you in my life...
Krista by Kesliegh Adams August 21, 2018

Krista Grant 

a teacher at the london nautical school. she beats kids and does not know how to teach. she has depression and gave up on her current set 1 classes.
is that Krista Grant?
the maths shitty maths teacher?
yes
Krista Grant by anonymous March 31, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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