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kinisoned 

1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.

2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.

In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.
Related Words
Krini krinio Krinisha kringle kinis krinal Kring kringe KinitoPET kriis
Krince (Skateboarding); the act of skateboarding committed sarcastically, ironically, and/or for fun; in a completely different manner from the normal skateboarding seen in popular media/popular skateboarding. Krincing involves old school dork skateboarding tricks such as footplants, grab tricks, and axle stalling, which is performed on curbs, rocks, trees and other skateboarding obstacles that are atypical and seldom seen in skateboarding. A term that characterises someone who Krinces would be a “krincer”, “slosher”, or “looseball”, but krincer would be the most appropriate term. Very few people have mastered the act of Krincing; these people include Mark "Gonz" Gonzales, Jason Adams, Vics Market (crew), as well as many East Coast skateboarders. The term originated in Canada, but has spread to New York, Seattle, Boston and other “East Coast” skateboarding regions.
Jeff: "Hey why is that guy skateboarding so strangley and atyiplcally?"
Zach: "Oh that guy is krincing. He likes to skateboard differently; he's a krincer."
Jeff: "True. I guess that's sick."
Zach: "Cheeyaah...krincing is rare. Not to many people are seen krincing, but lots of skateboards krince."
Krince by TDot J Cos July 19, 2013

Krizz Kringle

This dude will grab your tits if you’re a dude. Run away from any form a conflict. Hates when people use the victim mentality but is quick to use it. Loves dick so much he screams it out at random. Talks a lot of shit but never backs what he says. Claims to have power but the only power he has is to run away. Another name for him is Koward The Weak. The biggest coward you will meet.
Krizz Kringle: Silverlining crew is the best.

OTHERS: GOLD BARS ARE BETTER!
Krizz Kringle by Kilo Alpha Zulu September 17, 2019
Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun

a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends
I thought I was going to die the week after Kin Games because my kinitis was so bad!

Ohhhhh this kinitis is hell on earth!

I need to go grab some A&W to help fix this kinitis....
kinitis by KGBeauty May 6, 2014

Sam Kinison 

One of the funniest and most outrageous comics of the 1980's and early 1990's. The definition of politically incorrect. A former preacher, Sam left the ministry to become a stand-up comic. He tackled subjects such as marriage, religion, homosexuality, world hunger and necrophilia.

He exploded on the scene as a result of his show-stealing performance on a Rodney Dangerfield HBO young comic special and became a near overnight sensation after having a rough time getting started in Los Angeles.

Best known for his bitter sense of humor and hellish scream, he's one of the best comics of the 20th century. Sam was killed in April of 1992 when a truck hit his car head on. He died shortly after at the scene in the company of his brother Bill, his new wife Malika and his best friend Carl LaBove.
Thanks to Bill for gathering the information and putting together a great biography of Sam Kinison. A fantastic book about the true icon for political incorrectness.
Sam Kinison by jlovato August 22, 2006

kringelig 

Der Post von Rüdiger ist kringelig.
kringelig by FogFlare December 20, 2018