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A lovely fellow with an insanely large cock, stupidly rich and owns 15% in Tesla.
What a dream to be a Kriffi!
Kriffi’s cock is so huge!
Kriffi by Gobblewasp3000 November 22, 2021
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A "swear word" used by characters in the Star Wars Expanded Universe
Usually used in real life by people too prudish to swear
What the kriff?!
Gosh kriffing darn it!
Kriff by Mistlebone January 13, 2017
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Lane Kiffin 

A foolish or stupid person. A person with a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term once belonged to a classification system considered offensive, but in 2009 prevalent use of the term has been granted widespread acceptance.
Al Davis is no idiot, he fired Lane Kiffin.
Lane Kiffin by bb3 February 6, 2009

Lane Kiffin'ed 

When someone french kisses your asshole and then they spit in your mouth when they are done.
Hey Dwight, didn't get that raise you wanted? Looks like you got "Lane Kiffin'ed!"
Lane Kiffin'ed by masakeroe January 28, 2010

Pulling A Lane Kiffin 

It's when you commit to something and then pull out for your own selfish reason(s).
Man I can't believe Lane Kiffin, backing out on Tennessee like that. He must be leaving for a crapload of money. (Thus, Lane Kiffin was pulling a Lane Kiffin! :0 )

Lame Kiffin 

(noun; adj) to act in lame and homosexual manner.

to act un-bro like.

to wear a fruitty visor.
Matt: Yo Brian, turn on channel 33, this movie is hysterical.

Brian: Maybe later, right now I'm reading.

Matt: Ok, Lame Kiffin
Lame Kiffin by Bro-mel March 10, 2010

Kiffin-ed out 

backing out on someone or on a big project.
Lane Kiffin kiffin-ed out on the University of Tennessee when he decided to quit just after one season for another coaching job at USC.
Kiffin-ed out by rilizzle44 January 13, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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