Kretsch 

fail

You're such a kretsch at life

Kretsch by Hernandes Nino June 3, 2009

kretched 

to get so fucked up you can't get into any bars

yo this chick got so kretched on her 21st she couldnt get in anywhere

kretched by programous October 21, 2010

Kretchfoop 

One of the greatest characters in NHL Hitz 2002. He plays on the Greys, which is one of the unlockable teams. NHL Hitz 2002 still stands as one of the greatest XBox games ever. Anyone good at NHL Hitz will play with the Greys.

''Kretchfoop with the painful body check!''

Kretchfoop by Kovatcmm March 4, 2010

Kretschmer 

Very Attractive name that should be well loved

Such and Such(name) Kretschmer

Kretschmer by humanperson October 28, 2013

kretcher 

someone who is acting moody or pissy, particularly as a result of the discussion of a certain topic

Derivatives: kretcherous (adj.), kretch (verb)

Justin acts like such a kretcher whenever anyone talks about Julia hooking up with other guys.

kretcher by A.G.PHU November 7, 2004

kretch 

Sort of like, "fuck", or "damn", but you can say it in front of children, and on NBC in the 1960's. And, yes, this is from the Monkees. However, this is not how they used it. I would just like to see it get used as a swear word.

Michael: "Oh, Micky, your tire blew", Micky: "Kretch!"

kretch by SexxxySleepyJean December 13, 2004

lexie kretchmer 

Trash

Lexie kretchmer is trash

lexie kretchmer by Daddy Sam April 27, 2017