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kretcher 

someone who is acting moody or pissy, particularly as a result of the discussion of a certain topic

Derivatives: kretcherous (adj.), kretch (verb)
Justin acts like such a kretcher whenever anyone talks about Julia hooking up with other guys.
kretcher by A.G.PHU November 7, 2004

lexie kretchmer 

Lexie kretchmer is trash
lexie kretchmer by Daddy Sam April 27, 2017

Kretzschmar Smear

The sexual act of being the top vertical person forcefully penetrating a person's anal cavity while voiding bowls into a third person's oral opening.
Dickberry gave those Smith twins the ole Kretzschmar Smear last night, I seen the video.

ketscherblukken

The one and only god himself. Painted himself black with the hugest cock on the planet. Loves 7 foot futas only. No dick no hit
Ya'll worship Ketscherblukken?
ketscherblukken by Futa9000 November 23, 2021

Bert Kreischer sit-ups 

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

Bert Kreischer sit-ups 

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.
those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!