Kretschmer

Very Attractive name that should be well loved

Such and Such(name) Kretschmer

by humanperson October 28, 2013

kretcher

someone who is acting moody or pissy, particularly as a result of the discussion of a certain topic

Derivatives: kretcherous (adj.), kretch (verb)

Justin acts like such a kretcher whenever anyone talks about Julia hooking up with other guys.

by A.G.PHU November 7, 2004

lexie kretchmer

Trash

Lexie kretchmer is trash

by Daddy Sam April 27, 2017

Kretzschmar Smear

The sexual act of being the top vertical person forcefully penetrating a person's anal cavity while voiding bowls into a third person's oral opening.

Dickberry gave those Smith twins the ole Kretzschmar Smear last night, I seen the video.

by Clermont Queer October 5, 2023

ketscherblukken

The one and only god himself. Painted himself black with the hugest cock on the planet. Loves 7 foot futas only. No dick no hit

Ya'll worship Ketscherblukken?

by Futa9000 November 23, 2021

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

Bert Kreischer sit-ups is a highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

…those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023

Bert Kreischer sit-ups

A highly competitive exercise competition requiring each participant to insert a well lubricated prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) into the anus prior to performing maximum effort sit-ups. The goal is to perform the maximum amount of repetitions each round prior to the prosthetic penis and or phallic shaped object(s) fully dislodging from the body. A winner will be determined following ten rounds of continuous play with no more than a one minute break in between rounds.

those last few rounds of Bert Kreischer sit-ups was a gut check!

by Mr SlapNTickle March 20, 2023